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I want to impregnate Hu Tao

    Hu Tao is a playable character in Genshin Impact. She is the 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.
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    Please God, I want to impregnate Hu Tao, so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips.
    
    That beautiful, radiant white angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Hu Tao, is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in
    
    way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Philippines history just to lick
    
    the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her,
    
    I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal
    
    union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection,
    
    I would stir her velvety Samoan cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of
    
    our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave
    
    out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just
    
    to be near her for a brief moment.
    
    She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously
    
    while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her pure, white pantsuit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown
    
    up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak suuch filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my
    
    gaping pisshole.
    
    I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face
    
    and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain
    
    just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her
    
    more.
    
    God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet
    
    so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase
    
    myself in the cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I
    
    don't know what I'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
    
    My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the
    
    Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath
    
    with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased
    
    her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
    
    I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of
    
    her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't
    
    do for her, nothing I wouldn't say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Hu Tao's
    
    shining face. I wouldn't even let myself cum until she gave me permission.I love you, Hu Tao. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you're up there on that debate
    
    stage talking about Philippine debt or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Hu Tao. I'm waiting for you.
    
    I'll always be waiting for you.