Holy fuckingš¤¬shit. I want to bangš„the princess from the legend of Zelda so goddamnš¤¬ bad. I can'tšstand it anymore. Every time I play the BotW I get a š„°massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fuckingš¤¬sex withš¤her. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxersš”and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Zeldaās tight assš„µ. I want her to have my mutant goddess babiesš£.
Fuck,š¤¬my fucking mom caught me with my dick in a picture of Zeldaāsš³ass. I cut a hole in my pillow and went to downtownšplow town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hoursš¬ and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Switchš. I might not ever get to see Zelda againš£.