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I want to fuck another animated character from a video gamešŸ¤

    Holy fuckingšŸ¤¬shit. I want to bangšŸ’„the princess from the legend of Zelda so goddamnšŸ¤¬ bad. I can'tšŸ˜“stand it anymore. Every time I play the BotW I get a šŸ„°massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fuckingšŸ¤¬sex withšŸ¤­her. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxersšŸ˜”and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Zeldaā€™s tight assšŸ„µ. I want her to have my mutant goddess babiesšŸ˜£.
    
    Fuck,šŸ¤¬my fucking mom caught me with my dick in a picture of Zeldaā€™sšŸ˜³ass. I cut a hole in my pillow and went to downtownšŸ˜Žplow town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hoursšŸ˜¬ and I'm worried she's gonna take away my SwitchšŸ˜”. I might not ever get to see Zelda againšŸ˜£.