Posted on r/teenagers, its an updated version of the ‘I used to jerk off to Angry Birds‘ copypasta.
When I was about 13, I loved angry birds, I had every game all the way to angry Birds seasons and HD and I had every toy and merchandise they had at the store, I was playing angry birds and then all of a sudden Terence showed up and turned me on. I COULDN’T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PUL OUT MY BIG PICKLE AND START STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daliy and never got bored of it, I soon decided to hump my Terence plush and strangle my pickle to my computer, merchandise and phone, I’m glad to still admit I still do this today and I’m never embarrassed and giving up