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I used to jerk off to Angry Birds

    On May 14 2024, the official Angry Birds Twitter account reposted someone’s tweet with the “I used to jerk off to angry birds” copypasta. The internet made memes about it and they shortly released a statement apologizing for their mistake

    I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 l loved angry birds and I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day, I was playing Angry Birds, when all of a sudden, the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it. I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big, long, thick and girthy willy and started jerking I never had felt so good. I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it. That big red bird was so hot and those little blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.