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i remember having a tinder date come over, we agreed to netflix and chill; interstellar was the movie i picked

    i remember having a tinder date come over, we agreed to netflix and chill; interstellar was the movie i picked. she didn't want to watch a movie. she wanted to bang, but i picked up 0 signals, making her sit through the entire film, pausing intermittently to turn to her and say "this is how relativity actually works". after the film was over she still wanted to bang, god bless her, and i was unable to produce an erection. after several minutes of failed copulation, she said she needed to go home. i walked her to the door and told her "thank you". it really is a good film.