I remember at one party when I was a teen, my buddy had a mattress

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inSipsTea

I remember at one party when I was a teen, my buddy had a mattress laying in the middle of his basement floor and these three girls we were friends with were getting it on while a bunch of us kinda levitated over and stood around drinking and watching (men and women). It just became a thing where people would come over, converse, watch some sex and then pop off again. It all ended when one of their boyfriends (my bestfriend, the crazy fucker) chucked off all his clothes and literally cannonballed into them, setting them to scatter in all directions crying and soberly yelling what a creep he was, "Brandon! What the fuck you fucking weirdo! Ew!"