
I own an Alfa Acta Minigun for home defense, since that's what Scotty and June intended. Three Lights break into my cashout. "What the 'SPUZE?" As I grab my dome shield and olfactory sensor minigun. Blow a hundred pebble sized holes through the first man, he's eliminated on the spot. Draw my RPG on the second man, miss him entirely because it's nerfed into the ground and nails the other team's healer Medium. I have to resort to the pyro mines in my pocket, "This'll protect us!" the mines torch 2 contestants in the blast, the AOE damage protects the cashout. Pull out the minigun and beam the last terrified mosquito. He dies to afterburn waiting for his teammates to respawn since quick cash changes are goddamn abysmal. Just as Scotty and June intended.