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I own a Vadarya Prime for home defense

    By u/megagamer20, its the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to the Vadarya Prime sniper rifle from Warframe.

    I own a Vadarya Prime for home defense, since that's what the The Seven intended. Four Dax break into my house. "What the devil?" I say as I grab my alt helmet and glorified railgun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Euphona Prime on the second man and miss him entirely because I have Magnum Force equipped and nails the neighbors kubrow. I have to resort to the Felarx mounted at the top of the stairs modded for blast, "Tally ho, lads!" I say as the status effects shred two men in the blast, the sound and screams of the incarnon form set off the Altra sentinels. I draw my Dakra Prime and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since he's vulnerable to being killed for the plot. Just as the The Seven intended.

    I own a Kuva musket for home defense

    By u/MoonlitWolfheart, its the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to the Kuva weapons from Warframe.

    I own a Kuva musket for home defense, since that's what our Golden Lords intended. Four Grineer break into my Orbiter. "What the Indifference?" As I grab my Prime Syandanna and Chakkur rifle. Blow a Roller sized hole through the first clone, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Twin Rogga on the second clone, miss him entirely cuz of Magnum Force mod that halves my accuracy and nails the neighbour's Kubrow. I have to resort to the Corvas Prime flak cannon mounted atop my Necramech, loaded with grapeshot. "Tally ho, lads!" The grapeshot shreds two clones in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off another of Ordis' PTSD episodes. Fix Sheev dagger and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the Kuva Guards to arrive, since Sheev shred wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as our Golden Lords intended.
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    byu/MoonlitWolfheart from discussion
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    Own a Chakkhurr for home defense, since that's what the Lotus intended. Four Grineer break into my camp. "What the devil?" As I grab my pink rhino and explosive rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Angstrum on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and explodes the neighbors kubrow. I have to resort to the Zarr mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off landing craft alarms. Fix Skana and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the dropship to arrive since triangular sword wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Lotus intended.