By u/FetusGoesYeetus, its the ‘Just as the Founding Fathers intended‘ copypasta but changed to the psychic shock lance from Rimworld.
I own a psychic shock lance for home defense, since that's what the archotechs intended.
Four tribals break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my human leather hat and shock lance.
Blow a psychic hole through the first man, he's braindead on the spot.
Draw my revolver on the second man, miss him entirely because I have zero shooting and nail the neighbours' warg.
I have to resort to the mortar mounted at the end of the killbox loaded with an antigrain warhead, "Tally ho lads", the warhead atomizes two men in the blast, the sound and radiation setting off an insectoid hive.
Equip monosword and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the doctor to arrive as he was missing both arms.
Just as the archotechs intended.