Created by u/Yourvisacardinfo, its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed to fleet carriers from the game Elite Dangerous.
I own a fleet carrier for system defense because that's what the Sirius corporation intended. Four pirates drop out of supercruise. “What the Jaques Station?” I grab my fleet of system authority vessels and capital hardpoints, shoot beams that turn the first man into Thargoid cheese. He's dead on the spot. System authorities try to ram the second pilot but miss entirely because they're all Harmless and they hit a docking Type 9 instead. The AFK Cutter who was docked launches and targets the 2nd guy with missiles. “Tally ho lads!” he says. The missiles break the 3rd scallywag's canopy and send him running. The fleet of system authority Eagles charge the last terrified rapscallion, shoot pulse lasers at him and leave his thrusters at 0% because that's what the Sirius corporation intended!