Parody of the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to Bangboo from ZZZ.
I own a Bangvolver for home defense, since that's what the Void Hunters intended.
Four ruffians break into my house.
"What the devil?" As I grab my bangvolver off the charger station. Blow a basketball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
Sic my Rocketboo on the second man, miss him entirely because the rocket fins are fixed and nails the dog's newsstand.
I have to resort to the chaingun turret mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with anti-Ethereal rounds.
"Tally ho, lads."
Amillion shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
Grab Plugboo and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since rectangular socket wounds are impossible to stitch up.
Just as the Void Hunters intended.