Parody of the Shungite copypasta by Dr DisRespect but changed to minors on account of rumors of him sexting minors resulting in his infamous Twitch ban.
Anyways, um... I messaged a whole bunch of minors, do you know what a minor is? Anybody know what a minor is? No, not miners, I think they work in an underground mine. I'm talkin' minors. Anyways, it's a under 18 year-old like, child that you can cheat on your wife with and unwanted partners that may be traveling in the air. So that's my story, I groomed a whole bunch of them, took them around the la casa. Little children, stuff like that.