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I literally can’t live without Skong.

    I literally can't live without Skong. Everything is all about Skong. When i see out my window i can see a Hornet shaper cloud and instantly burst into tears as i know that Skong will never be released at my time. I hyperventilate when i eat Cherries, making me think i was eating Team Cherry itself, and all i can do is stare into the red abyss of the Cherry. The Cherry mocks me, laughs at my cruel existence without Skong. It taunts me to give up on the grindset. But i shake those foul and malignant beliefs off as i know Skong will be released. They have promised it. Of course the would release it right? Right? If Skong releases my goonmaxxing for Hornet shall cease as i have climaxed from the sheer bliss of Skong releasing through my phallus and my nervous system. Maybe not in my time or in this century but i hold the dying candle that is hope for Skong, so that my children and grandchildren shall be able to experience the wonders of Skong. Remember Skongers, Keep skonging it and Team Cherry will shadow drop Skong in Dec 2024 

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    I'm pulling that lever so badly. I literally can't live without Skong. Everything is all about Skong. When i see out my window i can see a Hornet shaper cloud and instantly burst into tears as i know that Skong will never be released at my time. I hyperventilate when i eat Cherries, making me think i was eating Team Cherry itself, and all i can do is stare into the red abyss of the Cherry. The Cherry mocks me, laughs at my cruel existence without Skong. It taunts me to give up on the grindset. But i shake those foul and malignant beliefs off as i know Skong will be released. They have promised it. Of course the would release it right? Right? If Skong releases my goonmaxxing for Hornet shall cease as i have climaxed from the sheer bliss of Skong releasing through my phallus and my nervous system. Maybe not in my time or in this century but i hold the dying candle that is hope for Skong, so that my children and grandchildren shall be able to experience the wonders of Skong. Remember Skongers, Keep skonging it and Team Cherry will shadow drop Skong in Dec 2024