I just sold my bussy for 1g of weed

I just sold my bussy for 1g of weed and I feel so dirty

I went to the plugs house to get some weed and he knows I'm bi so he asked if I can do him a favor. I won't get into details but I can't sit down my legs are weak and the weed was reggie and mid af. What do I tell my gf?

Edit: stop DMing me you fucking perverts.

Edit 2: I texted her what happened an hour ago. Got left on read and her dad just called me saying he will beat the shit out of me if I talk to his daughter ever again.

Edit 3: I'm going to get counseling. I let my life go out of my control. Thanks for the advice.

Dealer

This kid sold me his bussy for weed 😂

Dude was short on money and so he said he was dtf for a gram. A GRAM LMAOOOO the ass was nice tho 🤭 hope his girlfriend didn’t find out"

Girlfriend

Guys my bf sold his bussy for a gram of weed 🥺

So I was playing Fortnite with my girlfriends and then I got a text from my bf and he said he cheated on me with his dealer for a gram of weed? Like seriously how desperate can one guy get 😭 anyway what do I do because I think imma break up with him

Father

My son sold his bussy for weed.

For context, I'm an 85 year old man and I came home today to see my son limping around the house holding a gram of weed. I ask him what's up with the limping (weed is normal in our household) and he suddenly breaks down, crying up how he twerked his ass on somebody's pp for a gram of weed.

I'm starting to see why some parents don't allow their children to smoke weed. His girlfriend found out and he's going to therapy now.

I think I did my job wrong just maybe. I came to ask for advice on what I can do to support my son in these hard times.

Kids in school

THIS KID REALLY LOST HIS FUCKING GF AND THE RESPECT OF EVERYONE AT THIS SCHOOL LMFAOOO 💀💀💀 Bro he actually used to be hella popular, had a gf, and everything. Now the whole school is dunking on him. I almost feel bad for him for a second, but then I remember HE SOLD HIS BUSSY FOR A GRAM OF REGGIE LOLLLLLL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This kid was getting stuffed into a locker saying, “stop it hurts! It’s too tight!” and someone said, “is that what you told the plug?” and holy fuck I have never heard that many people laugh in my life. I have science class with him, and we’re going over conversions of measurements, so when the teacher asked, “if 1000 grams is a kilogram, then what is a gram?” one of the people in the class blurted out, “SOMETHING WORTH SELLING YOUR ASS OVER!” and it even had the teacher laughing. Yesterday, the DARE program had an anti-weed assembly, and they showed a picture of his face before and after the incident saying weed addiction will make you sell your bussy just to get high and the whole school erupted in laughter when he came on the screen. He ran out of the gym crying, and one of the DARE speakers asked him, “is your bussy so wide that you shit yourself without warning? You poor soul,” and you could just tell he was seething with anger. The funny part is, THERE WAS SHIT FALLING OUT OF HIS SHORTS ON THE WAY OUT LMFAOOO!!! 🤣🤣🤣