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I just fucking love Rick and Morty

    its so random and cool
    I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love
    science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for
    us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the
    show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live
    in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be
    really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm
    so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if
    Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the
    common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the
    greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The
    Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats,
    and fucking loving science.
    
    I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse
    Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't
    talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask
    out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat +
    brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust
    and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've
    already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.
    
    Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite
    character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of
    Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know
    EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like
    Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't
    be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look
    at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face,
    Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure
    to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!