2 days ago i had to kill my friend (19m). it started when we where in maths class. we were making the usual quandale dingle and morbius memes when he asked to go to the bathroom. he never has to go so i was a bit sceptical. i (20m) snuck out and followed him, without his knowledge. i looked under the cubical he was in and saw him shitting into his hand and rubbing it all over him, onto the walls, his face and his penis. i then saw him beat his meat to morbius r34. when he cummed he shouted out quandale dingle, but he saw me. he shouted out my name, Jeremiah bingle. he tried breaking into the cubicle that i was in, still covered in shit, with his penis hanging out he shouted “ITS MORBIN TIME!” and started slapping me and punching me. he then ran into the classroom and grabbed his bag. i heard the screams. they were terrifying. he then grabbed a knife from his bag and started violently scraping the shit of himself and snorting it. i kicked him away and broke the toilet lid off. i then hit him over the head shouting “GET MORBED” as brain matter, blood and shit flew everywhere. after a few hits, he died. i am typing this in the back of a police van, covered in blood, poop and brain. i m going to court next week and i am pleading in self defense. AMA