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I had a squirter gf once

    GF squirting copypasta
    I had a squirter gf once and dude let me tell you. She would just squirt so fucking much and it legit just felt like she was peeing on me a ton if she were on top.
    
    And dude the fucking bed would get fucked. Sometimes I'd stay up all night cleaning it with peroxide and baking soda and vacuuming up the liquid or laying a fan on it and waiting hours for it to dry.
    
    It was fucked.
    
    It was just so fucking much. An absolute huge lake in my bed.
    
    Well, one time I pissed the bed a little. Don't even know what happened but I peed and I woke up and was very embarrassed and told her and she had the audacity to be disgusted with me about it.
    
    And I'm thinking like, bitch, you've been fucking pissing on me for two years now.
    
    And I ain't never been in to that.
    
    But I let you piss on me out of love and you are gonna shame me because I dreamt I was pissing in a toilet and then pissed the bed ONE TIME.
    
    Fucking wild the nerve on that girl and let me tell you, that cum piss smells weird and if you don't get those blankets washed, oh boy. Gross smell.
    
    But dude, not even a plastic lining helped, it was so much. Went right through.
    
    To this day, I just want to fucking understand why she squirted so much.
    
    It was legit like a waterfall or a broken geyser.
    
    I just want to understand. I straight got PTSD over this. I just wanna learn what was going on with her vagina and where she stored all that liquid.
    
    Keeps me up at night sometimes as I try and figure it out but Google ain't like it used to be.