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I fucking LOVE/HATE Asuka

    Asuka from Tekken

    The “I fucking LOVE Asuka” was posted as a clapback to “I fucking HATE Asuka” post on the r/Tekken sub. Both posts promptly became a meme within the Tekken community.

    Love Asuka

    I love her cute face. I love watching her simple but elegant and flowing combos. I love her cute, feminine voice and how she calls you a bonehead when she places a well timed rage art because it’s hilarious. I love how simple her execution is so that new players can play her and focus on learning the game instead of practicing a bunch of complicated string inputs. I love how most Asuka mains don’t pretend like she’s some super hard character to pilot and are totally chill with having fun playing a character with simple execution (not to mention dressing her up in all kinds of ridiculous looking customization costumes). And I especially love how asuka makes hyper aggressive, unga bunga button mashers seethe and bust their controllers with a simple “BOKE” or a well placed frame trap followed up with a f+3+4 to the face.
    
    TL:DR I love Asuka

    Hate Asuka

    I hate seeing her dumb face, I hate her big head and no neck, I hate her big ass fucking hands, I hate watching her shitty ugly ass combos, I hate how every time I try to get into my attack flow she does that fucking parry stance and negates like 80 of my fucking moves, I hate her voice and how she yells when you've got her in a combo or when you win the round, I hate how she talks, and more than anything, I fucking HATE her charge-up rage art that pushes you all the way to fucking Mexico so you can't punish it and when she does her rage art the next time and you try to sidestep it BOOM she does her normal rage art.
    
    TL:DR I hate Asuka