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I fuck girls in my Lightning McQueen bed

    Kachow.
    It was the early hours of a Sunday morning after I had been out to a bar with the lads. Our original plan was to just get bevved, but one thing led to another and I ended up taking some lass home.
    
    I walked through the front door with the girl and looked into the kitchen. I saw a plate left on the table with tin foil covering it.
    
    “Oh, did you make some food to eat when you got home?” the girl asked.
    
    “No, I didn’t. I think mummy must have left this for me,” I replied.
    
    I walked over and lifted the tin foil. It was a plate of turkey dinosaurs and potato smiles ready to be reheated. Nice.
    
    I took the girl upstairs towards my room.
    
    “Now stay quiet, daddy has enough trouble sleeping with mummy’s CPAP machine going all night. She has really bad sleep apnea," I warned. The girl nodded and quickly tiptoed with me past their bedroom door.
    
    When we got into my dark room, the glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling were the first to draw the eye. I always thought space was cool and I’d hope any girl worth my time would think the same. I then turned the light on so she didn’t trip over my Power Rangers figures I had been playing with before I left. I saw here staring at my PC below my Danny Phantom poster.
    
    “Yeah, I’ve got a 3080 in there, but the whole thing is a custom build so I could fit the components into the Hot Wheels case. It’s the same setup that I had as a kid and I’m not ready to let go just yet.” She remained quiet but I assume she was impressed.
    
    I pushed her down onto my Lightning McQueen bed and tore off her clothes. I threw her pants behind me and they landed on my Dragon Ball figurine shelf. I took my trousers off but quickly emptied the pockets so I didn’t leave a used tissue in them and ruin another wash. Mummy really needs to start checking herself before she puts them in the machine. We started to plow but it was difficult to thrust back without hitting my feet into the back of McQueen’s face. I persisted though. I was riding a girl like my favourite race car.
    
    I could tell she was about to cum so I increased my speed. You’ve always got to be fastest at the finish line. Her eyes rolled back and at the point of climax I uttered one word.
    
    “Kachow.”
    
    I rolled off her onto the floor as there wasn’t enough room on the bed to fit two people. I lifted my head up to face her.
    
    “You’ve just had the Lightning experience. Only special girls get that, so feel proud.”
    
    I then got up and played Double Dash until she decided to leave.