I forced my male friend to moan like a loli in a public bathroom

So the other day, me and my homie were out and about, just vibin' and chattin', when I suddenly got hit with a stroke of genius. I was like, "Bro, I dare you to moan like a loli in these public bathrooms for 20 dollars." (NO HOMO)

Now, my friend was like, "Bruh, what kinda wild shit are you on? You think I'm a bitch, huh? Ain't nobody tryna hear me hollerin' like an anime girl in here." But I was like, "Nah, you ain't a bitch but you're close enough."

So we head into the bathrooms, and I start spinnin' this elaborate tale about "hentai basics"

My friend was skeptical at first, but I kept ratcheting up the tension and adding all these extra details about how lolis were known as sluts for saying uwu and those kinds of shit...

Next thing you know, my boy is sweating bullets, eyes wide as saucers, and I can tell he's about to lose it.

I hit him with the classic, "what's wrong, are you scared? You ain't gotta do it if you don't want to," but he wasn't backing down.

He takes a deep breath, looks himself dead in the mirror of the boys' bathroom and lets out the most ear-piercing, high pitched moans you could ever imagine.

People start banging on the doors, laughing while others are shouting... security's called, chaos is everywhere.

And me? I'm just standing outside the bathroom door, laughing my ass off and filming the whole thing for my cringe collection.

My friend comes stumbling out a few minutes later, looking like he just survived a near-death experience, and I'm like, "Bro, you just made my day. That shit was hilarious, take your 20 dollars."

Needless to say, we got the fuck outta there real quick before anyone could figure out what the heck was going on.

But man, I'll never forget the look on my friend's face when he let out those loli moans. It's such a classic.