I cum in approximately 1.204 seconds on average. I have gathered this data through a meta-analysis of two years worth of studies into my cumming abilities.
Yes, scientists can not explain why I only last 1.204 seconds (approximately)
No, my girlfriend doesn’t mind (I don’t have one irl but I have a waifu pillow on animal crossing whom I love dearly)
No, I will not teach you how to make yourself cum in one second as you probably do not possess the necessary intellectual prowess that is imperative to gain my superhuman abilities.
Thank you for reading.
