Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Tribbie from Honkai Star Rail.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Tribbie. I try to play Feixiao. My Tribbie deals more damage. I try to play Break. My Tribbie deals more damage. I try to play DoT, Tribbie deals more damage. I want to play The Herta. Her best team has Tribbie. I want to play Castorice, Mydei. They both want Tribbie.
She grabs me by the throat. I funnel energy for her. I give her DDD. She isn't satisfied. I pull for her signature. "I don't need this much Crit DMG" She tells me. "Give me more energy." She grabs The Herta and forces her to throw herself onto enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with E1."
I can't pull E1, I don't have enough jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Trinnon. She says "Trinnon, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, full uptime vulnerability and res pen. What a cruel world.