Its a variation of the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Robin from Honkai Star Rail.
I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Robin. I try to play Sparkle. My Robin buffs the team more. I try to play Ruan Mei. My Robin is still the BiS support. I want to play Feixiao. Her best team has Robin. I want to play Kafka, Aglaea. They both want Robin. She grabs me by the throat. I sing for her. I cook for her. I give her For Tomorrow’s Journey. She isn’t satisfied. I pull But the Battle isn’t Over. “I don’t need this much ER." she tells me. “Give me 100% ult uptime.” She grabs Sunday and forces him to recite Charmony Dove to enemies. “You just need to funnel me more. I can support your team more with Flowing Nightglow.” I can’t pull for Flowing Nightglow, I don’t have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. “Guess this is the end.” She grabs her microphone. She says “Welcome to my world.” There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, 100% action advance. What a cruel world.