I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of reading about Genshin everywhere.

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of reading about Genshin everywhere. I heard about Nikke's anniversary. Commanders shit on Genshin's anniversary. I was excited to see Endfield news. Endminister compared to Genshin's MC's. I saw the latest Epic 7 update. It reminds them of Genshin constellations. Wuthering Waves, Project Mugen, Duet Night Abyss. "Is this the Genshin Killer?!?!". I try to take a shower. My penis size reminds me of the small anniversary rewards. I want to escape Genshin. But there it is again, first post, first comment, on a random unrelated sub reddit. "It's Genshin's fault..."

Da Wei grabs me by the throat. I whaled for him. I simped for his characters. I gave him my precious time. He isn't satisfied. He doesn't want me to quit. He stalks me wherever I go. "Have you heard of the latest update?". He whispers to my naked unsuspecting ears. "No Da Wei, I'm just here to browse news for this other gacha ga-" "THE NEW ARCHON IS COMING OUT" He grabs my wallet and forcefully Kabedons me to the nearest ATM. "Funnel me more of your money, you know Archons are OP. You'll deal more damage in this casual F2P PvE RPG TCG action combat story driven game." I blush as he assertively advertise his game with his cute Chinese accent.

I can't pull for the next Archon, I haven't even played the game in months. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his dakimakura of Asuka from Evangelion (That's his favorite anime, I know because every Genshin fan on a 10 mile radius made sure to let me know.) Da Wei looks back at me one final time before he gets in the Robot. There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no excessive anxiety gameplay. What a cruel world.