Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Potemkin from Guilty Gear. It first came from a post in r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts which is a circlejerk sub on the main sub for Guilty Gear.
I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Potemkin. I try to play Ram. The Potemkin deals more damage. I try to play Axl. The Potemkin has more options. I try to play I-no. The Potemkin has HPB. I want to play Jack-o. I feel shit against Potemkin. I want to play Sol, Gio - they both have to get close to Potemkin. He hits me with a disjoint. I backdash megafist. I jumped slidehead. I got one combo in. He isn’t disturbed. I somehow do another. “That tickled a bit” He tells me. “Now it’s my turn again.” Potemkin inputs hammerfall. “thanks for hitting me, I now have meter.” I tried to backdash, but Potemkin PRCs the hammerfall. He gets close. I don’t have meter. “Guess this is the end.” 632146P. He says “四十八の必殺技「ポチョムキンバスター」.” There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, glue eating balance. What a cruel world.