Its a parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Neon from Valorant due to how meta she.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Neon. I try to place cypher trips. Stun, dash, pew pew zap brrr. I try to dash away with jett. Stun, dash, pew pew zap brrr. I try to place vyse traps and a sheer wall. Stun, dash, pew pew zap brrr. I want to place sound sensors to stop her push. Sova just shock darts it. I want to outplay her by playing a shotgun - i get breach stunned. She grabs me by the throat. I buy her a judge. I omen blind for her. I give her the ult orb. She isn't satisfied. I tell her ill entry with you. "I'll just util dump for you" She tells me. "Stop fucking baiting me and help me hit a clip." She grabs jett and forces her to throw herself into site infront of enemies. "You just need to bait for me more. I can get an ace with my laser fingers"" We cant just go in recklessly to get picked off just to bait for u". She shows the leaderboard. "You are 4/18/15. As if you can find picks anyway" She starts using her ult". She says "OoOi Im PIsSed." You start hearing footsteps running away from site. Nothing but pure fear of that fuckin ult. What a shitty game we play I 😊 can't ❌ take ✋ it anymore. I'm 👌 sick 😷 of Neon. 🤖 I 😀 try to place cypher trips. Stun, dash, 💨 pew pew 💀 zap brrr. I try to dash away with jett. Stun, dash, 💨 pew 💀 pew 💀 zap ⚡ brrr. I 💸 try 💪 to place 🏆🤤 vyse traps and a sheer wall. Stun, dash, pew 💀 pew 💀 zap ⚡ brrr. I 👈 want 😭🙏 to place 🏆🤤 sound sensors to stop ✋❌😢 her 🙄🙄🧐 push. ❗🏽 Sova just shock darts it. I 💁🏿 want 😍 to outplay her by 👷😗 playing 🎮 a shotgun - i 👓 get 🍒 breach stunned. 😯 She 😝 grabs me by 🥀 the throat. 💋 I 😀😀😀 buy 🛍️ her 💭🚺🚺 a judge. I 👈 omen blind for 4️⃣ her. I 😳 give ✨ her the ult orb. She 👉 isn't ❌ satisfied. 😆 I 👁️ tell 🗣️🙊 her 💃🏾 ill 📷 entry with you. "I'll 💪 just util dump for 🆙💕 you" 👈 She tells 🗣️ me. "Stop ✋🚫 fucking 😡🏻 baiting me and help me hit 🔞💯 a clip." She 💁♀️ grabs jett and forces her 👩 to throw 👐 herself 👧 into 🚟👉 site infront of enemies. "You 👈☝🏻 just 🕛👀 need 😶 to bait for 🚣🏻 me 😳 more. ☠️☠️ I can 🤦♂️ get 💼 an ace with my 👨 laser fingers"" 🏘️ We cant ⛔ just go 🏃 in recklessly to get 😧 picked off 📴 just 💪👏 to bait for ❓ u". 🌺 She 👩🏽 shows 📺 the leaderboard. "You are 4/18/15. As if you ☝🏻 can ☺️ find 🔍🔍 picks ⛏️ anyway" 🙄🙄 She starts 🔘 using 🏻🏻 her 👩 ult". She says 💬 "OoOi Im 😂👌 PIsSed." 😈 You start 🤤👄 hearing 👂 footsteps running 👟 away 🍗✂️ from 👉😮 site. Nothing 🈚 but pure 😘 fear of that ➡️ fuckin 👉👌😩 ult. What 🤔 a shitty game we 🚟 play 🎮 (edited) 👨🏽🔧