Its the Xiangling copypast but changed to Greninja from Pokémon TCG Pocket.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Greninja. I try to play Absol. My Greninja deals more damage. I try to play Blaziken. My Greninja deals more damage. I try to play Magnezone. My Greninja deals more damage. I try not to play Gyarados. I want to play Suicune. His best deck has Greninja. I want to play Altaria, Darkrai. They both want Greninja. He grabs me by the throat. I wonderpick for him. I pull for him. I give him a giant cape. He isn't satisfied. I pull rocky helmet. "I don't need this much chip" he tells me. "Give me more field time." He grabs Chingling and forces him to throw himself at enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with my Ex." I can't pull for Greninja EX, I don't have enough hourglasses. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs rare candy. He says "I evolve from Froakie immediately." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, free, relentless pinging from bench. What a cruel world.