By u/Professional-Ear-717, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Glalio from Wild Rift.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Galio.
I want to play Jayce - Galio pokes better. I wanna pick Zed - Galio oneshots faster. My team needs someone to tank? Galio can tank like fucking Orn. We lack AP damage? Galio deals shit ton of damage. We need more CC? Galio IS CC. Opponent wants to roam? Galio is already there. We need anti-heal or anti-shield? Galio can build everything! Need second sup? Galio can be played as second sup. Need someone to carry? Galio WILL carry. Oh, they enemy team is AP heavy... GALIO CANNOT DIE HE IS FUCKING THANOS!
Whole enemy team dives my sololaner. He is dead right? Wrong! I press my Ult. I DO NOT CARE! I AM ULTING THIS SHIT!
I just wanna play Yasuo, I wanna play Zed and Jayce. I want to play the characters I like and care about, but I cannot lock them in. Galio is already picked before I realize. This gargoyle stares deep into my eyes. This barby pink mecha doesnt care. There is no choise. I. EAT. MAGIC!