Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Burnice from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ).
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Burnice. I try to play Soldier 11. My Burnice deals more damage. I try to play Grace. My Burnice deals more damage. I try to play Piper. My Burnice deals more damage. I want to play Lucy. Her best team has Burnice. I want to play Jane Doe, Caesar. They both want Burnice.
She grabs me by the throat. I cook for her. I ride bikes for her. I give her the BP W-Engine. She isn't satisfied. I pull Sharpened Stinger. "I don't need this much buildup" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Lucy & her pigs and forces them to throw themselves off enemies. "You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with my signature W-Engine."
I can't pull for her sig, I don't have enough polychromes. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs ze flammenwerfer. She says "Hans, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, quick Fire Anomaly buildup and Burn. What a cruel world.