Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to the break effect mechanic in Honkai Star Rail.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of break effect. I try to play kafka. My break effect deals more damage. I try to play jingliu. My break effect deals more damage. I try to play firefly. My break effect deals more damage. I want to play acheron. Her best team has break effect. I want to play black swan, blade. They both want break effect.
He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I cook for him. I give it my best . he isn't satisfied. I pull ruan mei cone. "it's not enough" he tells me. "put imaginary mc in the team." he grabs my credit card and forces me to throw all my savings. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with r5."
I can't pull for r5, I don't have enough money. he grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, break effect application. What a cruel world.