Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Anjo Nala from Reverse: 1999.
I can't take it anymore, I'm sick of Anjo Nala. I tried to play Lucy, Anjo Nala deals more damage. I tried to play Tuesday, Anjo Nala deals more damage. I tried to play Plant team, Anjo Nala deals more damage. I want to play 37, her best team has Anjo Nala. I want to play Vila, Tooth Fairy. They both want Anjo Nala.
She grabs me by the throat. I did my dailies for her. I farmed materials for her. I even shout out loud every day in the street: “Anjo Nala, please step on me!” She is not satisfied. She grabs her hairpin, throws it at me, and says: “P0 is for weaklings. I want my P5, and as the best DPS pf your team I demand my 6star psychube. Do better.”
I can't get her P5. I don't have enough savings. She hacked into my account and used all my money saved for Christmas gifts and buys Unilogs. Balance: $0. “I guess I’m cooked.”
She has full moxie. She looks at me and whispers: “Don’t think thrice.” Then she performs her ultimate attack and obliterates the stage. 3rd round loading screen, 30 seconds gameplay. In short: Massacre the boss and enemies.
I look straight into Argus' sleepy eyes and say: “What a cruel world.”