By u/TheWaterUser, its the Chicanery copypasta but changed to chess specifically for en passant.
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those pawns! I knew it was d5. One after d4. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got those idiot chess.com mods to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That queen side castle! Are you telling me that a king just happens to swap with a rook like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He blundered through a Sicilian Defense! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own ranked match! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was rated >900, always the same! Couldn't keep his pieces out of the middle! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Claiming "en passant"! And he gets to be a grand master!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-