
The copypasta is a mockery of Logan Kilpatrick’s habit of tweeting just the word ‘gemini’. For context he is the product lead for Google AI Studio.
"Hey Google, dim the lights please.", I say as I sit in my reclining chair. The blinds are closed. The doors are locked. I have my lotion at the ready on my adjustable height coffee table. I can barely contain myself as I unzip my pants with one hand, clutching my phone in the other. I proceed to write the most asinine braindead tweet and watch the likes pour in, every notification another stroke. I am Logan Kilpatrick.