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i am genuinely scared for our school LAN

    okay so i need to talk about something that has been keeping me up at night
    
    me and my boys are hosting a school LAN next week. we booked the classroom, we're bringing our own PCs, we got snacks, we got energy drinks, we printed an actual physical bracket to follow. This was supposed to be the greatest day of our lives.
    
    and i cannot sleep. something is eating me alive and i need to say it out loud.
    
    what if FaZe decides to show up and farm VRS points off us. or worse. what if Liquid gets the same idea. what if both of them look at our little school LAN and think yeah. yeah that'll do.
    
    like imagine you're sitting there with your $12 amazon mouse and your PC that takes 4 minutes to boot and it just. occurs to them. our event is farmable.
    
    my friend Thomas has been grinding aim training every day, for 3 months for this LAN. He finally got his sensitivity right last week. he told me he felt ready. He was so happy. Thomas does not deserve this... Thomas is a good person.
    
    our prize pool is a 20 euro steam gift card and a bag of chips.....
    
    i am on my knees. we just wanted to have fun.
    
    please tell me we're safe... 
    I am genuinely shaking right now. I have been grinding cs every single day for years. Saved up $20 from mowing my neighbour's lawn to enter my local school LAN. Told my mum I was going to a birthday party. She made me sandwiches. I get there and I am setting up my mouse and I look up and karrigan, twistzz and broky are just STANDING THERE. In the school gym, looking jacked as fuck. The teacher running the event announces that FaZe clan are playing against my team. Nobody claps. Karrigan mumbles something about VRS points while hitting his vape. One kid starts crying.