How about you man up, and after your 9-5 hop on warframe from 5-9

Pfft, you play games to have fun? How about you man up, and after your 9-5 hop on warframe from 5-9. Grab your Khora/Nekros/Nova and go do SP survival for 2,147,483,520 Argon like an actual gamer.

I'm so tired of these casual gamers ruining games with their stupid ass "fun." If you want fun, go play some baby low skill game like League of Lameass. Warframe is all about collecting copious amounts of argon. It's the true end game, the only resource that you can never keep capped off. Why do you think DE made it degrade away? Because they designed this game for true, hardcore, 6 pack wielding, thunder thigh clapping, ass cheek clenching gamers. They designed this game for only the truest of gamers, the basest of based, the conniesuer of assets!

I've dedicated my life to this game, just like the Gods of DE intended. Divorced, lost the children, fired from my job, evicted from my home, but DE knew their game required such dedication that they even moved it to mobile. Now I play, fueled by potato batteries I scrapped from the McDonald's dumpsters using their spoiled French fries and broken ice cream machine parts as my iPhone 3.1415926535 burns hot in my hand, each of its insignificant diodes desperately move it's electrons into holes, gallium and silicon, P and N types in a perfect dance, puppeteered by DE's divine programming.

Fuck you. Fuck your fun. Praise be to our divine lords and ladies at DE. WE ARE BUT PATHETIC SWINE, WRITHING AS WE FATTEN OUR PATHETIC ASSHOLES FOR THE GRAND REAPING THAT WILL COME! STUFFED FULL OF ARGON, WE'LL BLEED LIKE PREGNANT SOWS, BURSTING FROM THE SEAMS LIKE WE WERE FACE TROUGHED BY A DE FACE HUGGER. OUR BELLIES WILL RIPEN AND BURST, AND THEN, AND ONLY THEN, WILL DE FINALLY BLESS US WITH THE SLIGHTEST FEELING OF, "that was an okay experience I guess."