Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I.
Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?
For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial, you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable.
I want it in a money order and make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates. That's my loan out. It's totally legit โฆ it's done just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard, but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask, all right?
You're a high-risk client. You're gonna need the deluxe service. It's gonna cost you.
If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.
I never should have let my dojo membership run out.
Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.
As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's been known to happen."
Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me.
Hi. I'm Saul Goodman.๐จ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐จ๐ผโโ๏ธ ๐จ๐ผโโ๏ธ Did you know that you have rights? ๐คจ๐คจ๐คจ The Constitution says you do.๐๐
And so do I.๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ I believe, that until proven guilty,โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent.โ
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And that's why I fight for you,๐ซ๐ซ
Albuquerque! Better call Saul. Saul Goodman, attorney ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ