"Hallo, everynyan! How are you? Fine, shank you."
"OH MY GAH!"
"I wish I were a bird."
"Why are you speaking in English?"
"My daughter is going to America."
"A bird?"
"I am not a bird. I am a cat! If I'm not a cat, what am I?"
"...Your face sorta looks like... ...Mori. The previous prime minister..."
"HMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN...!!
"Ohhh!! I'm sorry!!"
...Cat walks in.
"Ohh, are you a real cat? But, look at my cat tongue, thus proving I'm a cat!"
"Ooh!! I have a cat tongue, too!!"
"Then, I shall rip out your tongue!!"
"WHAAAT?! WHYYY?!"
