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Hassan Piker – When you were partying I studied dialectical materialism

    Its an edited image of Hassan Piker’s story in Instagram by a hater. The caption is a satire of the infamous “While you were partying I studied the blade” copypasta.

    When you were partying
    I studied dialectical materialism
    
    When you were getting married and starting a family 
    I mastered the socialist grift
    
    While you wasted your days goofing and gaffing
    I cultivated an audience,of leftist slacktivists who pay for my porsche
    
    And now that the world is on fire and Trump is in office you have the audacity to question my going to Gaza?