Happy Spanksgiving emojipasta
Guess what 😯❓it’s that time ⏰ of year 🗓 to gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 up ⬆️ those dicks 🍆 chicks 🐥 and bicks 🤨 (big dicks) 🍆😫😫😫😫 I bet 😏 you’re all 😤😤😤 HORNY-copia 🌽 🥔🥕🌶🍆♋️👀👉👌 for SKANKS-giving 🤪😔🤤🤤😃😁😁 you’ll be saying 💬 thanks 🙏 for giving me all 😫 this 😫 COCK 🥳🥳🥳🥳 send this to 🔟 of your thiccest sluts with those hot 🥵 hot 🔥 tasty 🤤😋 peach pies 🥧 🍑 😏😏 if you know 🤔 what I mean ☺️😘😋 if you get 1️⃣ back 🙄🤬😡 then you and that slut 🤤🤤🤤😫😫😫 have to appropriate Native American culture together 😔🪶🏕 if you get 3️⃣ back 😈🤑 you’re going to get your turkey 🦃 eaten 😋😋😉😉😏 tomorrow night 😱😱😱😱 if you get 5️⃣ back 👀👀 you will be eating your cousin’s 👶🏻 peach 🍑 pie 🥧 just like you’ve always 💯💯💯wanted 😋🤤🥵 if you get 7️⃣ back 🛶 you’ll become 😲😲 a pilgrim 🎩👞 and be the villain 🦹♀️ of American 🇺🇸 history 📖📕📚 😔😔😔 if you get all 1️⃣0️⃣ back 🤯😱🤯😱🤯😱🤯 you’ll be feasting 🤤😏 this thanksgiving 👀👀 in more ways than one 😫😏👀🚼💘 okay you sexy 😇 sexy 😈 gobbling turkey poos 🦃🦃🦃 it’s time ⏰ for me to go ➡️ atone 🤣for the sins ✝️ 😔of my ancestors💀💀💀👩🏼❤️💋👨🏼🤰🏼🤱🏼👩👧🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯♀️👯👯♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨👩👧👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and DICK! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼♀️in the air 🤸🏼♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!
After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍
HEY 👋🤣 you Turkey Lurkey SLUT‼️‼️🦃👯♀️👀 Its the last ⬅️ THIRST-DAY 💦👅in H🅾️E-VEMBER 🍁🍂🍃🗓 and that means its TH🅾️TSGIVING!!!!😳💦🦃🍁🍂🍃🦃🎉🎊🍴👅🤠 Todays the day 📆 u get 2 STUFF 🍑↩️😳🤤 ur PILGRIM PU$$Y 🌏⬅️⛵️👨🌾 with CUMpkin Pie 🥧🎃 Mashed HOEtatoes 🥔🔨 Green Bean Casser-Hole 🕳😫 Cran Bussy Sauce 🍑🥫💦🤤 and gobble 👅 gobble 👅👅 GOBBLE 👅👅👅 STUFFED TURKEY ASS 🦃🍗 til you B U R S T 🍽🥴💥😫💦 But while ur gettin corn bred 🌽🍞😈 dont forget 💭🙇♂️🤔 what 🙋♂️ Spanksgiving 🍑👏 is really about 😌📖 Get down 🐒🪑 hold ur old man’s hand 👴🤝 and tell him ur SO THANKFUL 😋🥰 🙏😩 for making u the Hungry Little Hoe u are 🥄👨👦🥵👯😘😘😘😘
In the next 6️⃣9️⃣ SECONDS 🕕🕘 SEND THIS 📲 to 🔟 of ur NASTIEST FALL FREAKS 🤪🍁🦃👄💃🏽😏🤑 If u get 🔟 back 🍑 your a JUICY TURKEY SLORE 😍🍑🦃🤤💦 Get 5️⃣🖐 back and ur a Bred Roll Bitch 😋🍞💃 BUT IF U GET 0️⃣ BACK your a dry turkey hoe🌵🤢🍗😪 and u wont get ANY DISCUNTS 💸💸 on BLACK C🅾️CK-DAY‼️🖤🍆🙀😰💰💵💲📺📱⌚️🚫
HAPPY THOTSGIVING U DIRTY SLUT💦🦃🦃🦃🍴👅👅 R U A SEXY LIL PILGRIM?😈🎩🏃 OR A NAKED NATIVE¿¿👹😵✊ TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 MAKE SURE U STUFF THAT 😻PUSSY🙀🐱 RIGHT LIKE A PHAT TURKEY🦃🍆😏AND U SLUTS🙆🏼👅👄 MAKE SURE TO GIVE THAT 🦃 TURKEY🐔 A GOOD👍🏼👌🏼OLE JERKY✊🏻 AND GET READY 🤗😎 TO GIVE 😏🙄😘 OR RECIEVE😍😫 THANKS. 🙏 UR ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦💦💦🍂 🍂🍂NOW SEND THIS TO T E N 1️⃣0️⃣ OF UR 👄💦 SEXIEST 😛😛 🦃 TURKEY 🦃 SLUTS IN THE NEXT🕕 1 5 SECONDS🕒 IF NOT, U GON GAIN 30 POUNDS ON SPANKSGIVING 😳😱 🦃🦃😩😩😏😏 IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE 👌🏼👌 IF U GET FIVE 5️⃣ BACK THEN UR OFFICIALLY 😳 A 😮 SEXY STUFFING 🐂🍞 SLUT 😘 WHO GON GET STUFFED ON TURKEY DAY WITH DADDY’S SPECIAL RECIPE!👏🏻💦 GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND UR A MASHED POTATO 🥔 HOE 🥵 HAPPY COCK 🐓 GOBBLING 👄 THURSDAY 👌
SORRY SLUTS‼️😔🎃 COCKTOBER🎃IS OVER🙅🏻♀️♀️🚫BUT DON'T✖️ WORRY💁🏻♀️♀️HOEVEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏼🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👀🙏🏻 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗 TURKEY 🍗 ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING 🍑 STUFFED 🍑🌚 TONIGHT 🌚‼️ PREPARE🤞🏻UR PUSSIES👉🏻👉🏻 FOR SOME CUMKIN💦 PIE 🥧 CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 TO GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃🦃 UP THAT SLOW ROASTED 🐔 COCK🐔 NOW 👇🏻 GIVE THAT TURKEY🐔 SOME GOOD 👍🏻 OL' JERKY ✊💦 AND GIVE (or receive 👀😉) THANKS FOR THAT GOOD DICK 🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7‼️ OF YOUR BEST HOES👯♀️♀️ TO LET THEM KNOW YOURE THANKFUL 🙏🏻 FOR HOEVEMBER 👏🏻👏🏻
GLAZE MY THIGHS 🦃 SLAP MY BUTT 🦃 MAKE ME YOUR 🦃 TURKEY SLUT 🦃 EAT MY BREAST 🦃 EAT MY WINGS 🦃 JUST DON’T FINISH IN MY STUFFING 🦃 DADDY’S DRUMSTICK LOOKS SO YUMMY 🦃SHOOT YOUR GRAVY AND FILL MY TUMMY 🦃
Happy😜THICCSGIVING🍑🍑 turkey🍗💦ass 💦bitch🐕!! Get 🙉ready😤to🎉🎊celebrate🎊🎉the hoe-liday👅🍆of being 🙏THANKFUL 🙏for DICK🙈🍆🍆💦💦 and remembering💭the pilgrims 😜🍑when they👀🌊⛵landed on🍆🍆PLYMOUTH COCK🍆🍆and🙊started🔥👅sucking that💁native American🇺🇸🌽CORNCOB🌽and 😩 STUFFED 👀💦😩 turkey 🦃🍗ass🍑HOES🍆like you. Send💬📝this👉to💥30!💥of 🍆💦your SLUTTIEST🦃girls👀🍑..get 😂5😂 back💁and you're😆👀 a turkey 🦃thot🙊🙊get 🍆15🍆 back🍗🍑💦and youre🙆 a true✔️💦THICCSGIVING🍑🦃🍗 hoe. Get 🌽💥30💥🌽 back🙊and you'll👀 need some💦tryctophan💦🦃 bc you're😴gonna be 😴🍆🍑sleeping👉👌 with every guy👨🦱at 🍆🍗🦃Thiccsgiving🦃🍗🍆, 🔥🔥😩bitch💁💥💦- Now go 🍑get that little🙈👀💦 pumpkin🥧🥧 ass🍑 ready😩 to💦😂 be 🦃🍆creampied!🦃🦃
Hey there you pilgrim poonplowers😼💂🏻♀️🥴✊🏻 🍆 💦🤤you Maydeflowerers 👨🏻+🚢 = 👅 👩🏽 🦵 🌺 🦵🚫you Jamestown jerkoffs 😩🍆💦👁👅👁it’s time to stop bluffing🤷🏻♀️and start stuffin her muffin🥖💦🧁because it’s wanksgiving ✊🏻✊🏻🍆💦💦🦃So if you’re down to whine and dine in the turkey brine👨🏻+👩🏽=🛌🍆💨🦃👁️🫦👁️then take your match 🔥 from hinge 🤤🔞🔞and pull out that syringe 💉 💦 💦 🥧 so she can gobble down 🤮 some baste paste 🍒 🥖 💦 💦 🥛 If she wants more sauce 🍅 🍅 🌭 👅 then make her pussy float 🚣♀️ 👩✈️ 💆🏻♀️ by pouring from the man gravy boat 🚢 🌊 🦵 🎁 🦵 hoepfully there’s room for dessert 👋🏼 🍑 🍰 😋 so you can go purchasss 💦 🍑 some goodies on Black Friday 📆 💴 💯 😏 and go cherry popping shopping 🛍 💦 🍒🚫 🤷🏻♀️ so you can be giving any naughty native 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 =⛺️ 🔞 🤤 🌚 a pilg rim job 👅 🍑🤪before she takes the tumultuous Teepee truffle butter 🥕🧈 💦 😝😝after a gourd hoard 😜💦 🌽 🎃 😉 Send this to 10 Squanto suckling sluts 👩🏼🦰👩🏼🦰 💦 🌽 🦃 🤭 so you can get some head without the headdress 🚫👗🥴 🥖 💦 🤮while you give her a lil sweet potato cream pie 🍠 💦 +🍑 = 🤰🏻 👶🏼 Or else, the only wishbone 🦴 💦 💆🏻♀️ you’ll be thankful for is the turkeys 🦃🦃🥖💦👅
HAPPY SPANXGIVING 🍗 DIRTY TURKEY 🇹🇷 GOBBLERS 👄👹ITS TIME TO GET SLEAZY IN THE KITCHEN ✊️ GRIP SOME 🥔TATERS FIRMLY IN THOSE 😈SOFT HANDS 👐🤭AND GIVE EM A 💯NICE SQUEEZE 💋DONT FORGeT THAT DADDIES SPATCHCOCK 🦃 NEEDS TO BE RUBBED 😝 BASTED AND 😛 👄COATED FOR HOURS💦💦💦 🥵 GuzZlE THAT GRAVY 😋 AND MOP THE REST UP 🥺WITH YOUR HOT LITTLE BUNs🥐 LIKE A GOOD 🎀🏹PILGRIM SLUT 🥹 THE SETTLERS🛶 TOOK THE NATIVES BY FORCE ⛺️ SO U SHOULD LET DADDY DO THE SAME 👄 IN THEIR MEMORY 👹 SEND this 2 FOUR DOZEN 4️⃣8️⃣ OF UR SLUTTIEST YAM 🍠 SOUFLEE🍠 SWORD 💦 SWALLOWERS 💦 GET 🅾️ BACK AND ITS ALL THANKSGIVING AND NO THANKSGETTING 🥲🥲🥲 GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOU GET TO LICK DADDIES 🥧 SWEET TREATS 😜😩GET 2️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOULL BE ♿️ PLYMOUTH 💯 ROCKED ALL NIGHT (IM TALKING ABOUT SEX) 👌🏻👈🏾 AND ALWAYS REMEMBER TO GIVE ☝️☝️THANKS TO GOD 🙏
😁on this👈 day 🗓️🗓️in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ Christopher 😮💨 Columb-ASS 😘🍑🍑🍑✌️and 🐒 his SLUTTY 😩😩😩 PILGRIMS 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 landed🛶 at Plymouth COCK!!! 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦😩😩😩😩😩😩they came ⛵⛵ from 🇬🇧England🇬🇧💂🍆😏 in search 🔎🔎of more 😎dicks to suck 💦💦💦😩and 🤪🤪🤪 holes 🕳️🕳️to fuck👉👌🤪🤪. all the 😱NAKED😱 indians🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 let 😩the pilgrims 🦃 SLOBBER 🤤🤤🤤 ALL OVER THEIR 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 CORNCOBS🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽. at the first american🇺🇸🇺🇸 ORGY🧑🤝🧑👭👬👫 the indians🇮🇳 brought the 🥩🥦🥥🥧🍓🥨🥪🥟 food🍔🍕🍘🍤🍠🍟 and the 🥺🥺 pilgrims 🤪 brought ✝️salvation✝️💒💒🙏 and PRIVATE PART 🍆🍑🍪PROPERTY 🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡 HOE-cahontas 😍😍 was 🥵 such a SLUT🥵🥵😎💋 she got 😷🦠smallpox🦠😷 but at least there weren't any SMALL 🤏 COCKS 🍆🍆!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️ time to GOBBLE 🍴🦃GOBBLE 🍴🦃GOBBLE 🍴🦃 on DICK 🙈🙈 at the SPANKsgiving 👋👋🍑 THOTluck 🥳🤤so load 🍕🍔🥟🥪🥨🍓🥧🥥🍤🍠🍟 up your plate 🍽️🍽️🍽️ and say grace 🙏🙏🙏🕋✝️😇👼 slather butter🧈 on 🤭 your cousins 🧑🌾 BUNS 🍑🍑🤤🤤🤤 let 💖daddy💖🧔 pour 😩 his 😩 GRAVY 💦💦all over 🥰 your 🦃🦃 BREAST 💦😩 make sure 😁 granny 👵 gets 😌 a STUFFING 👉👌😏😏😏 gnaw 👁️👄👁️ on your uncles 🧔 HUGE 😱 JUICY 😱 CORN😱 COB😱🌽💦 and lick 👅👅👅the 🍼CREAM🍼 off 🙊🙉🙈 your aunties 🙋♀️ CUMPKIN 🥧🥧 PIE 🥧🥧 now 😌 spread 🍆 those turkey legs 🦵🦵💃and let's 👀👀👀👀👀 see 🤔🤔how many 🤪🤪BEER CANS🍻🍻 we can 🤜🤜 shove 🤜🤜in 🤌🤌this 🤔bird's🦃🦃🦃🦃 GAPING HOLE 🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️SEND 💌➡️📭 THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR 👯👯👯👯👯SLUTTIEST 🦃TURKEYS🦃‼️‼️‼️‼️ GET 0️⃣ BACK 🤭 AND YOU'RE A BASIC 😒 MANBERRY SALAD 🤢🤮 BITCH 😡😡😡GET 5️⃣ BACK ✨ AND YOU'RE A 🍂🍁🍂🍁THICCSGIVING🍁🍂🍁🍂 THOTTIE 😍😍😍😍😍 GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK 😲😲 AND 😳 YOU'RE 😼 A GRAVY 💦💦 GARGLING 💦💦PILGRIM 🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍