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Happy Hanukkah

    Happy ๐Ÿ˜˜ Hannukah ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ•Ž to โœŒ all ๐ŸŒ my kosher ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ THOTTIES ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ out there ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘€. I hope ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™Œ you ๐Ÿคฉ dreidel ๐Ÿ”„ dreidel ๐Ÿ”„ dreidel ๐Ÿ”„ that phat ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ˜ ass ๐Ÿ‘ over here ๐Ÿ‘‡ and get some ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‰ of this forbidden ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ HAM ๐Ÿ–. Let the lamp ๐Ÿ›‹๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ oil ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ burn ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš’ twice ๐Ÿ‘ฌ as long ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคค to keep that party ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ going!! Remember ๐Ÿง  to SHALOM ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™€๏ธ on the haters ๐Ÿ‘– and make sure you L'chaim ๐ŸŒŸ on the schmucks ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜!!! 
    ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ’ฐShalom SLUTS! ๐Ÿ‘‹ Get your tuchus ๐Ÿ‘ ready ๐Ÿฅต for EIGHT ๐ŸŽฑ LONG ๐Ÿ† DAYS ๐Ÿ“… of ๐Ÿ•ŽHanukkCOCKโœก๏ธ to ๐ŸŽ‰celebrate๐ŸŽ‰ the time ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿท D-ddy๐Ÿ˜‡ made 1๏ธโƒฃ drop of CUM๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… last for 8๏ธโƒฃ GAYS ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜‹ Hang up โ›‘๏ธ your yarmulke๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿค  and spin ๐Ÿ’žspin๐Ÿ’ž SPIN๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ on daddy's DREIDEL ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿช™๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ till you get that ๐Ÿ–โœก๏ธKOSHER COCK ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ซ in your ๐Ÿ‘ผHOLEiest ๐Ÿ•of HOLES ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ send this text๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ“ฉ to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your BADDEST ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ ORTHODOX ๐Ÿง• BITCHES ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„ Get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ or more back ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿคฏ and you'll be a ๐Ÿ•ŽMENORAH MOMMY๐Ÿ’… Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿคช and you're a ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘‘ jewish-american ๐Ÿ›๏ธ PILLOW PRINCESS ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’Ÿ Get 0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคข and you'll get SPANKED ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ข like the MACCABAES ๐Ÿ’‚ spanked ANTIOCHUS IV EPIPHANES๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘ฟ in ๐Ÿ’ฆJerusaCUM๐Ÿ™๏ธwhen he wouldn't let them ๐Ÿ™… celebrate ๐Ÿ™SUCKot๐Ÿฅบ Chag sameach! ๐Ÿ”ฏ๐ŸŒ  
    It's time to get up ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜ด you slutty slutty Jews โœก๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ get ready for the 8๏ธโƒฃ days of HANUCOCK ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ hang up your yamaka and get FREAKY ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ with other JEWEY ๐Ÿ”ฏ SLUTS ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ you know RABBI is excited for his 8 days of KOSHER ๐Ÿ– DICK ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† so all of you get out there and find some CIRCUMCIZED COCK ๐Ÿ•Ž Send THIS TO 2๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ of your BADDEST JEW BITCHES get 5๏ธโƒฃ back and you're a SAD LATKE HOE ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‚get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back and you're a PENNY PINCHING BITCH ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ‰ get 2๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back and you'll be riding DADDIES MENORAH ๐Ÿ•Ž๐Ÿ•Ž๐Ÿ•Ž ALL NIGHT๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜
    HAPPY HANUKKAH HOES โœก๐ŸŽ‰ get ready for 8 nights of sucking DICK! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† The Jews escaped the desert on 8 nights of oil ๐Ÿ•ฏ๐ŸŒš , but you'll do it on 8 nights of CUM ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ! Shove a DREIDEL up your buttโœก๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ‘GOBBLE UP a LATKE dick๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…! Send this to 8 of your Hanukkah THOTTIES๐Ÿ‘ฏ for a LIT ๐Ÿ•ฏHanukkah! If you get 3๏ธโƒฃ or less back you're a schmuck๐Ÿ†! If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ or more back you're a BAD JEWISH BITCH ๐Ÿ‘Œโ—๏ธ๐Ÿ’
    ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ’ฐShalom sluts ๐Ÿ‘‹ happy โœก๐Ÿ•Ž๏ธ Hanukkahโœก๏ธ ๐Ÿ•Ž spin ๐Ÿ’žspin๐Ÿ’ž SPIN on daddy's dreidelโœก๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ•Ž๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ•Ž๐Ÿ’ฆthen โœก๏ธI'll hanuk-cum on yoUr latke๐Ÿ”ฏ ๐Ÿ•ŽOoOooo ๐Ÿ•Žsome ๐Ÿ”ฏ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธhanoเฑฆkkah ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธsHit is about to go dOwn tonight๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ• YoU๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ light ๐Ÿ•ฏmY ๐Ÿ•Žmenorah๐Ÿ•Ž and mAke me want to๐Ÿ’ฆ Dip my โœก๏ธlatke iN your ๐ŸŽapple ๐Ÿ’ฆsauCE Oooooo ๐Ÿ˜I'll wear my๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ฏ yarlmu-cum๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ and ๐Ÿ’ฆpEnetrate ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œyou like how ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Israel ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ penetrAtEs๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ the ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธPalestinian๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ territories ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ฏ๐Ÿ”ฏ๐Ÿ”ฏ๐Ÿ”ฏ ill mAkE u hanuk-๐Ÿ’ฆcum ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ•Ž8 TIMES ๐Ÿ•Ž for the eiGHT 8๏ธโƒฃ days ๐Ÿ’ฆpuRIFying๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ•HOly Temple ๐Ÿ• and I'll ๐Ÿ‘SPANK ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘you like the ๐Ÿ”ฏMaccabees ๐Ÿ”ฏsPAnked ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ˆAntiochus IV Epiphanes๐Ÿ‘ฟ in ๐Ÿ’ฆJerusacum ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ•Ž๐Ÿ•Ž๐Ÿ”ฏ
    ARE YOU ๐Ÿ‘‰ READY TO DO THE ๐Ÿ‘ โœกWHOREAโœก๐Ÿ‘ ????!!! ITS THE 1ST๐Ÿฅ‡ NIGHT ๐ŸŒƒ OF HORNYKKAH ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค TIME TO GET ๐Ÿ•Ž๐Ÿ”ฅLIT๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ•Ž AND SPIT ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ON SUM ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ’HAIRYKKAH COCK ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†!!!!!! DONT โŒ WORRY!! ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ DICKPIG ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿท PORK ๐Ÿท๐Ÿšซ IS KOSHER โœ…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿท SEND THIS TO ๐Ÿ”Ÿโ€ผ OF YOUR JEWCYIST ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ FRIENDS ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ซ GET 0๏ธโƒฃ BACK ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญAND YOU'RE A GOY ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธGET 5๏ธโƒฃ BACK ๐Ÿ˜ณAND UR A REAL ๐Ÿ˜ DREDIAL SPINNER โ™ป๏ธ GET 8๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ•Ž ๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ•ฏOR MORE BACK AND YOURE IN FOR 8๏ธโƒฃ!! DAYS OF RUG BURN!!! ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒก๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅAlright๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ MaccaBITCHES ๐Ÿ’…, it's deep ๐Ÿซ  ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅดinto kiss-lev ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’„so light๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ•ฏyour manWHOREas ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ•Ž loosen those GELT buckles ๐Ÿช™๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿช™๐Ÿค‘. Dreidel ๐Ÿ”„ dreidel ๐Ÿ”„ dreidel ๐Ÿ”„ that phat ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ˜ ass ๐Ÿ‘ over here ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ˜ณ. This week ๐Ÿ—“, we CUMmemorate ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค the DOMINATION๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‰ of the Greek ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ทarmies ๐Ÿช–๐Ÿช– and King๐ŸคดAntiCHOKEus ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿซถ by 4๏ธโƒฃ SWEATY ๐Ÿ’งOILY ๐Ÿ›ข MEN ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ, and Judah๐Ÿ›ก Maccabee ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€โš– with his 8 inch HAMMER ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”จ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”จ. After SPANKING ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ‘ their enemies ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ the MaccaPEENs made sure their temple๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒฎ ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‡ was clean ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿšฟ . There was only ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿซจ enough oil๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ to lube๐ŸŒŠ up the lamps ๐Ÿช”๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ for one day ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ โ€ผ๏ธ but there was a miracle ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿฅณ and the flame๐Ÿ”ฅ stayed ๐Ÿ†™๏ธ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ“ˆโฌ†๏ธ for 8๏ธโƒฃ HOLE ๐Ÿ•ณโญ•๏ธ days ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฉ Now it's time to grab your man's potatoes ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”and lick his latkes ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฅž -- we're doing it ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ›Œwith the๐Ÿ’ก lights ๐Ÿ’กON ๐Ÿ˜Ž! Dance the WHORE-a ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ‘ก because NES ๐Ÿ‘ GADOL ๐Ÿ†โฌ† HAYA SHAM๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ—บ๐Ÿ“ in the sheets๐Ÿ›! Send this to 3๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ of your ChanuCUM hoes ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€โš•๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿš’๐Ÿคต๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚ for a LIT ๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ Chanukah! Get 3โƒฃ back and youโ€™re a schmuck ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜ž! Get 5โƒฃ back and Judith๐Ÿคตโ€โ™€ will bring๐Ÿงบ๐Ÿ›’ you some good๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜ head ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿ‘…Get 8๏ธโƒฃ or more and daddy๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ will squirt his warm ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต jelly ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ’๐Ÿซ and youโ€™ll be STUFFED ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‹ like a SUFGANIYA! ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ
    MERRY CHRISTMAS ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŽ„ TO MY HO HO HOโ€™S ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿคถ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ„ AND CHAG SAMEACH ๐Ÿ•Ž๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐ŸซตTO MY SEMITIC SLUTS ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸคคON THIS DAY ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ—“๏ธTHE HOTTEST JEW ๐Ÿ•Ž๐ŸฅตWAS BORN AND MELCHIOR THE MIGHTY ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ’ชCUNTY CASPAR ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ’…AND BALL-THAZAR ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒณHURRIED TO THE VIRGIN MARY ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคฐ FOR THE FIRST EPISODE OF MAURY ๐Ÿ‘จ ONLY TO FIND OUT GOD ๐Ÿ›โ›ช๏ธ HIMSELF WAS THE FATHER๐Ÿซƒ๐Ÿซ„๐Ÿคฐ
    
    WE HAVE ALSO CUM ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ’ซTOGETHER TO CELEBRATE ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽŠ JUDAH RE-INSERTING ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿซต๐Ÿฅต THE MACCABEES INTO ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™THE TEMPLE ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ›•๐Ÿ›๏ธAND BUSTING ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’‹THOSE SELEUCIDS ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จOUT OF THEIR HORNY ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸฅตHOLY ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ™ŒSPOT AND WE CUMMEMORATE ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆโ€ผ๏ธEVERY YEAR BY ERECTING๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™‹ OUR MENORAHS ๐Ÿ•Ž๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸซตAND SPARKING ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšฌ๐ŸƒIT UP LEFT โฌ…๏ธTO RIGHT โžก๏ธ FOR 8๏ธโƒฃ SENSUAL ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’‹ DAYS AND EIGHT WILD ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ— NIGHTS
    
    BUT LEAVE THE HISTORY ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“œ FOR THE GILFS ๐Ÿ‘ต ๐Ÿ‘ด DILFS ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ด AND MILFS ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿง“ITS TIME TO FIND OUT IF YOUโ€™VE BEEN NAUGHTY ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ OR NICE ๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿซต MR AND MRS CLAUS ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸคถHAVE BEEN GRINDING โš™๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆโš™๏ธ UP ON HIS NORTH POLE ๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆTO DETERMINE IF YOUโ€™RE ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿคช๐Ÿซต GETTING A BIG TOY ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† OR A BIG BLACK ๐Ÿ–คโœ”๏ธ๐Ÿ“ž LUMP OF COAL ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿ’‹ AND HEโ€™S MAKING IT RAIN ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ON ALL YOU JEWISH ๐Ÿ•Ž๐Ÿ•Ž๐Ÿ•Ž JELQERS ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ˆWITH BAGS OF CHOCOLATE GELT ๐Ÿช™๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ’ฆ SO YOU ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต CAN HAVE SOME FUN ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ WHEN SANTA๐ŸŽ…CUMS DOWN ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†โฌ‡๏ธYOUR CHIMNEY ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’‹THIS YEAR๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ
    
    SEND THIS TO 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ OF YOUR JUDEO-CHRISTIAN HUNNIES ๐Ÿ™โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ•Ž IF YOU GET 0๏ธโƒฃ BACK YOU HAVE TO THROAT ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆโฌ‡๏ธ A GEFILTE FISH ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿคช IF YOU GET 5๏ธโƒฃ BACK YOUโ€™RE ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต A HORNY HEATHEN ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™โœ๏ธ IF YOU GET 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ BACK YOUโ€™RE SPINNING ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซจ THAT ASS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ LIKE A DREIDEL ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’‹ IF YOU GET ALL 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ BACK YOU WILL DICK DOWN ๐Ÿ†โฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿคช THIS HOLIDAY SEASON ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ