Happy ๐ Hannukah ๐ฅณ๐ to โ all ๐ my kosher ๐ฎ๐ฑ THOTTIES ๐๐๐ out there ๐๐. I hope ๐๐ you ๐คฉ dreidel ๐ dreidel ๐ dreidel ๐ that phat ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฅ ass ๐ over here ๐ and get some ๐๐ of this forbidden ๐ซ๐ โโ๏ธ HAM ๐. Let the lamp ๐๐งโโ๏ธ oil ๐ณโโ๏ธ burn ๐ฅ๐จโ๐ twice ๐ฌ as long ๐๐คค to keep that party ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ going!! Remember ๐ง to SHALOM ๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ on the haters ๐ and make sure you L'chaim ๐ on the schmucks ๐๐!!!
๐๐ฐShalom SLUTS! ๐ Get your tuchus ๐ ready ๐ฅต for EIGHT ๐ฑ LONG ๐ DAYS ๐ of ๐HanukkCOCKโก๏ธ to ๐celebrate๐ the time ๐๐ท D-ddy๐ made 1๏ธโฃ drop of CUM๐ฆ๐ last for 8๏ธโฃ GAYS ๐ฌ๐๐ Hang up โ๏ธ your yarmulke๐ฒ๐ค and spin ๐spin๐ SPIN๐ตโ๐ซ on daddy's DREIDEL ๐ซ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฆ till you get that ๐โก๏ธKOSHER COCK ๐๐ซ in your ๐ผHOLEiest ๐of HOLES ๐ณ๏ธ๐๐ send this text๐๐ฉ to ๐ of your BADDEST ๐โโ๏ธ ORTHODOX ๐ง BITCHES ๐โโ๏ธ๐ Get ๐ or more back ๐ฅณ๐คฏ and you'll be a ๐MENORAH MOMMY๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐๐คช and you're a ๐ฏ๐ jewish-american ๐๏ธ PILLOW PRINCESS ๐๐ Get 0๏ธโฃ back ๐ค๐คข and you'll get SPANKED ๐๐ข like the MACCABAES ๐ spanked ANTIOCHUS IV EPIPHANES๐น๐๐ฟ in ๐ฆJerusaCUM๐๏ธwhen he wouldn't let them ๐ celebrate ๐SUCKot๐ฅบ Chag sameach! ๐ฏ๐
It's time to get up ๐ค๐ด you slutty slutty Jews โก๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ get ready for the 8๏ธโฃ days of HANUCOCK ๐๐ฉ๐ hang up your yamaka and get FREAKY ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ with other JEWEY ๐ฏ SLUTS ๐๐๐ you know RABBI is excited for his 8 days of KOSHER ๐ DICK ๐๐ so all of you get out there and find some CIRCUMCIZED COCK ๐ Send THIS TO 2๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ of your BADDEST JEW BITCHES get 5๏ธโฃ back and you're a SAD LATKE HOE ๐ ๐๐get ๐ back and you're a PENNY PINCHING BITCH ๐ค๐๐๐๐ get 2๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back and you'll be riding DADDIES MENORAH ๐๐๐ ALL NIGHT๐๐๐ค๐
HAPPY HANUKKAH HOES โก๐ get ready for 8 nights of sucking DICK! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ The Jews escaped the desert on 8 nights of oil ๐ฏ๐ , but you'll do it on 8 nights of CUM ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ! Shove a DREIDEL up your buttโก๐ฌ๐GOBBLE UP a LATKE dick๐ฉ๐ ! Send this to 8 of your Hanukkah THOTTIES๐ฏ for a LIT ๐ฏHanukkah! If you get 3๏ธโฃ or less back you're a schmuck๐! If you get 5๏ธโฃ or more back you're a BAD JEWISH BITCH ๐โ๏ธ๐
๐๐ฐShalom sluts ๐ happy โก๐๏ธ Hanukkahโก๏ธ ๐ spin ๐spin๐ SPIN on daddy's dreidelโก๏ธ ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆthen โก๏ธI'll hanuk-cum on yoUr latke๐ฏ ๐OoOooo ๐some ๐ฏ๐ฏ๏ธhanoเฑฆkkah ๐ฏ๏ธsHit is about to go dOwn tonight๐๐ฐ๐ YoU๐ฏ๏ธ light ๐ฏmY ๐menorah๐ and mAke me want to๐ฆ Dip my โก๏ธlatke iN your ๐apple ๐ฆsauCE Oooooo ๐I'll wear my๐ฆ๐ฏ yarlmu-cum๐ฆ๐ and ๐ฆpEnetrate ๐๐you like how ๐ฎ๐ฑ Israel ๐ฎ๐ฑ penetrAtEs๐๐ the ๐ต๐ธPalestinian๐ต๐ธ territories ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ ill mAkE u hanuk-๐ฆcum ๐ฆ๐8 TIMES ๐ for the eiGHT 8๏ธโฃ days ๐ฆpuRIFying๐ฆ the ๐HOly Temple ๐ and I'll ๐SPANK ๐ฆ๐you like the ๐ฏMaccabees ๐ฏsPAnked ๐๐Antiochus IV Epiphanes๐ฟ in ๐ฆJerusacum ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐๐๐ฏ
ARE YOU ๐ READY TO DO THE ๐ โกWHOREAโก๐ ????!!! ITS THE 1ST๐ฅ NIGHT ๐ OF HORNYKKAH ๐คค๐คค๐คค TIME TO GET ๐๐ฅLIT๐ฅ๐ AND SPIT ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ ON SUM ๐๐HAIRYKKAH COCK ๐๐๐๐๐!!!!!! DONT โ WORRY!! ๐ DICKPIG ๐๐ท PORK ๐ท๐ซ IS KOSHER โ ๐๐ท SEND THIS TO ๐โผ OF YOUR JEWCYIST ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆฑ๐๐๐ฆ FRIENDS ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ GET 0๏ธโฃ BACK ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญAND YOU'RE A GOY ๐ฟ๐ฑโโ๏ธGET 5๏ธโฃ BACK ๐ณAND UR A REAL ๐ DREDIAL SPINNER โป๏ธ GET 8๏ธโฃ๐ ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏOR MORE BACK AND YOURE IN FOR 8๏ธโฃ!! DAYS OF RUG BURN!!! ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅ๐ก๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
๐ฅ๐ฅAlright๐ฅ๐ฅ MaccaBITCHES ๐ , it's deep ๐ซ ๐ฅด๐ฅดinto kiss-lev ๐๐so light๐ฏ๐ฏyour manWHOREas ๐๐ปโโ๐ loosen those GELT buckles ๐ช๐๐ช๐ค. Dreidel ๐ dreidel ๐ dreidel ๐ that phat ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฅ ass ๐ over here ๐๐ณ. This week ๐, we CUMmemorate ๐คค๐คค the DOMINATION๐๐๐ of the Greek ๐ฌ๐ทarmies ๐ช๐ช and King๐คดAntiCHOKEus ๐ฉ๐๐ซถ by 4๏ธโฃ SWEATY ๐งOILY ๐ข MEN ๐ฏ๐ตโ๐ซ, and Judah๐ก Maccabee ๐จ๐ฝโโ with his 8 inch HAMMER ๐๐จ ๐๐จ. After SPANKING ๐๐คญ๐ their enemies ๐ก๐ค๐ฌ๐ฌ the MaccaPEENs made sure their temple๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐ was clean ๐งน๐งผ๐ฟ . There was only ๐ซจ๐ซจ enough oil๐ฆ๐ฆ to lube๐ up the lamps ๐ช๐ก๐งโโ๏ธ for one day ๐ฑ๐ฑ โผ๏ธ but there was a miracle ๐คฏ๐ฅณ and the flame๐ฅ stayed ๐๏ธ๐๐โฌ๏ธ for 8๏ธโฃ HOLE ๐ณโญ๏ธ days ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ค๐ฉ Now it's time to grab your man's potatoes ๐ฅ๐ฅand lick his latkes ๐ ๐๐ฅ -- we're doing it ๐๐๐with the๐ก lights ๐กON ๐! Dance the WHORE-a ๐ฏโโ๐ฏโโ๐ก because NES ๐ GADOL ๐โฌ HAYA SHAM๐๐บ๐ in the sheets๐! Send this to 3๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ of your ChanuCUM hoes ๐ฉ๐ป๐ต๐ผ๐ฉ๐ฝโโ๐ฉ๐พโ๐ค๐ฉ๐ฟโ๐ง๐จ๐ผโ๐๐คต๐ผ๐ท๐พโโ for a LIT ๐ฏ๐ฅ Chanukah! Get 3โฃ back and youโre a schmuck ๐คฎ๐! Get 5โฃ back and Judith๐คตโโ will bring๐งบ๐ you some good๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅด๐ head ๐ง ๐๐ซฆ๐ Get 8๏ธโฃ or more and daddy๐จ๐จ will squirt his warm ๐ฅต๐ฅต jelly ๐ฏ๐๐๐ซ and youโll be STUFFED ๐ซ๐๐ like a SUFGANIYA! ๐ฅ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
MERRY CHRISTMAS ๐๐ฒ๐ TO MY HO HO HOโS ๐ ๐คถ๐งโ๐ AND CHAG SAMEACH ๐๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ซตTO MY SEMITIC SLUTS ๐คค๐ฆ๐คคON THIS DAY ๐ซฃ๐๏ธTHE HOTTEST JEW ๐๐ฅตWAS BORN AND MELCHIOR THE MIGHTY ๐๐ฅ๐ชCUNTY CASPAR ๐ฏ๐ AND BALL-THAZAR ๐๐ณHURRIED TO THE VIRGIN MARY ๐๐๐คฐ FOR THE FIRST EPISODE OF MAURY ๐จ ONLY TO FIND OUT GOD ๐โช๏ธ HIMSELF WAS THE FATHER๐ซ๐ซ๐คฐ
WE HAVE ALSO CUM ๐ฆ๐ซฃ๐ซTOGETHER TO CELEBRATE ๐๐๐ JUDAH RE-INSERTING ๐๐ซต๐ฅต THE MACCABEES INTO ๐๐๐THE TEMPLE ๐๐๐๏ธAND BUSTING ๐๐ฆ๐THOSE SELEUCIDS ๐๐ฑ๐จOUT OF THEIR HORNY ๐ฅ๐ฅตHOLY ๐ป๐ฆ๐SPOT AND WE CUMMEMORATE ๐๐ฆโผ๏ธEVERY YEAR BY ERECTING๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ OUR MENORAHS ๐๐ฑ๐ซตAND SPARKING ๐ฅ๐ฌ๐IT UP LEFT โฌ ๏ธTO RIGHT โก๏ธ FOR 8๏ธโฃ SENSUAL ๐ฆ๐๐ DAYS AND EIGHT WILD ๐ฅ๐คช๐ NIGHTS
BUT LEAVE THE HISTORY ๐โโ๏ธ๐ ๐ FOR THE GILFS ๐ต ๐ด DILFS ๐จ๐ด AND MILFS ๐ฉ๐งITS TIME TO FIND OUT IF YOUโVE BEEN NAUGHTY ๐คช๐ฅ๐ฆ OR NICE ๐โ๏ธ๐ซต MR AND MRS CLAUS ๐ ๐คถHAVE BEEN GRINDING โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธ UP ON HIS NORTH POLE ๐๐๐ฆTO DETERMINE IF YOUโRE ๐ซต๐คช๐ซต GETTING A BIG TOY ๐งธ๐ฆ๐ OR A BIG BLACK ๐คโ๏ธ๐ LUMP OF COAL ๐ฟ๐ซจ๐ AND HEโS MAKING IT RAIN ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ ON ALL YOU JEWISH ๐๐๐ JELQERS ๐๐ฆ๐WITH BAGS OF CHOCOLATE GELT ๐ช๐ซ๐ฆ SO YOU ๐ซต๐ซต CAN HAVE SOME FUN ๐คช๐ฆ๐ฅ WHEN SANTA๐ CUMS DOWN ๐ฆ๐โฌ๏ธYOUR CHIMNEY ๐ ๐ฟ๐THIS YEAR๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
SEND THIS TO 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ OF YOUR JUDEO-CHRISTIAN HUNNIES ๐โ๏ธ๐ IF YOU GET 0๏ธโฃ BACK YOU HAVE TO THROAT ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฆโฌ๏ธ A GEFILTE FISH ๐๐ ๐คช IF YOU GET 5๏ธโฃ BACK YOUโRE ๐ซต๐ซต A HORNY HEATHEN ๐๐ฆ๐โ๏ธ IF YOU GET 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ BACK YOUโRE SPINNING ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ซจ THAT ASS ๐๐๐ LIKE A DREIDEL ๐๐๐ IF YOU GET ALL 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ BACK YOU WILL DICK DOWN ๐โฌ๏ธ๐คช THIS HOLIDAY SEASON ๐๐๐