Happy 😘 Hannukah 🥳🕎 to ✌ all 🌏 my kosher 🇮🇱 THOTTIES 😏🍑🍑 out there 😜👀. I hope 🙏🙌 you 🤩 dreidel 🔄 dreidel 🔄 dreidel 🔄 that phat 🧀🥕🥘 ass 🍑 over here 👇 and get some 🍆😉 of this forbidden 🚫🙅♂️ HAM 🐖. Let the lamp 🛋🧞♂️ oil 👳♂️ burn 🔥👨🚒 twice 👬 as long 😝🤤 to keep that party 🎊👯♂️ going!! Remember 🧠 to SHALOM 🤓🧘♀️ on the haters 👖 and make sure you L'chaim 🌟 on the schmucks 😘😍!!!
👋💰Shalom SLUTS! 👋 Get your tuchus 🍑 ready 🥵 for EIGHT 🎱 LONG 🍆 DAYS 📅 of 🕎HanukkCOCK✡️ to 🎉celebrate🎉 the time 🕍🍷 D-ddy😇 made 1️⃣ drop of CUM💦👅 last for 8️⃣ GAYS 👬🌈😋 Hang up ⛑️ your yarmulke👲🤠 and spin 💞spin💞 SPIN😵💫 on daddy's DREIDEL 🍫🪙💦💦 till you get that 🍖✡️KOSHER COCK 😜😫 in your 👼HOLEiest 🕍of HOLES 🕳️😈🙈 send this text💌📩 to 🔟 of your BADDEST 💇♀️ ORTHODOX 🧕 BITCHES 💁♀️👄 Get 🔟 or more back 🥳🤯 and you'll be a 🕎MENORAH MOMMY💅 Get 5️⃣ back 😚🤪 and you're a 👯👑 jewish-american 🛏️ PILLOW PRINCESS 💗💟 Get 0️⃣ back 🤒🤢 and you'll get SPANKED 🍑💢 like the MACCABAES 💂 spanked ANTIOCHUS IV EPIPHANES👹👑👿 in 💦JerusaCUM🏙️when he wouldn't let them 🙅 celebrate 🙏SUCKot🥺 Chag sameach! 🔯🌠
It's time to get up 💤😴 you slutty slutty Jews ✡👅💦💦 get ready for the 8️⃣ days of HANUCOCK 🍆😩😍 hang up your yamaka and get FREAKY 😏😩💦 with other JEWEY 🔯 SLUTS 😘😍😝 you know RABBI is excited for his 8 days of KOSHER 🍖 DICK 🍆🍆 so all of you get out there and find some CIRCUMCIZED COCK 🕎 Send THIS TO 2️⃣5️⃣ of your BADDEST JEW BITCHES get 5️⃣ back and you're a SAD LATKE HOE 😠😟😂get 🔟 back and you're a PENNY PINCHING BITCH 🤑😈😜🍆🎉 get 2️⃣5️⃣ back and you'll be riding DADDIES MENORAH 🕎🕎🕎 ALL NIGHT😝😁🤑😍
HAPPY HANUKKAH HOES ✡🎉 get ready for 8 nights of sucking DICK! 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 The Jews escaped the desert on 8 nights of oil 🕯🌚 , but you'll do it on 8 nights of CUM 😜💦💦💦! Shove a DREIDEL up your butt✡😬🍑GOBBLE UP a LATKE dick😩👅! Send this to 8 of your Hanukkah THOTTIES👯 for a LIT 🕯Hanukkah! If you get 3️⃣ or less back you're a schmuck🍆! If you get 5️⃣ or more back you're a BAD JEWISH BITCH 👌❗️💁
👋💰Shalom sluts 👋 happy ✡🕎️ Hanukkah✡️ 🕎 spin 💞spin💞 SPIN on daddy's dreidel✡️ 💦🕎💦🕎💦then ✡️I'll hanuk-cum on yoUr latke🔯 🕎OoOooo 🕎some 🔯🕯️hano౦kkah 🕯️sHit is about to go dOwn tonight😏💰🕍 YoU🕯️ light 🕯mY 🕎menorah🕎 and mAke me want to💦 Dip my ✡️latke iN your 🍎apple 💦sauCE Oooooo 😍I'll wear my💦🔯 yarlmu-cum💦😏 and 💦pEnetrate 👉👌you like how 🇮🇱 Israel 🇮🇱 penetrAtEs👉👌 the 🇵🇸Palestinian🇵🇸 territories 💦💦🔯🔯🔯🔯 ill mAkE u hanuk-💦cum 💦🕎8 TIMES 🕎 for the eiGHT 8️⃣ days 💦puRIFying💦 the 🕍HOly Temple 🕍 and I'll 👏SPANK 💦👏you like the 🔯Maccabees 🔯sPAnked 👏😈Antiochus IV Epiphanes👿 in 💦Jerusacum 💦🇮🇱🕎🕎🔯
ARE YOU 👉 READY TO DO THE 👠✡WHOREA✡👠????!!! ITS THE 1ST🥇 NIGHT 🌃 OF HORNYKKAH 🤤🤤🤤 TIME TO GET 🕎🔥LIT🔥🕎 AND SPIT 💦💦💦 ON SUM 🙈🐒HAIRYKKAH COCK 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆!!!!!! DONT ❌ WORRY!! 😟 DICKPIG 🍑🐷 PORK 🐷🚫 IS KOSHER ✅🍑🐷 SEND THIS TO 🔟‼ OF YOUR JEWCYIST 👨🏻🦱🍑🍆💦 FRIENDS 👬👭👫 GET 0️⃣ BACK 😭😭😭AND YOU'RE A GOY 👿👱♀️GET 5️⃣ BACK 😳AND UR A REAL 😏 DREDIAL SPINNER ♻️ GET 8️⃣🕎 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯OR MORE BACK AND YOURE IN FOR 8️⃣!! DAYS OF RUG BURN!!! 🥵🥵🥵🔥🌡🐒💦💦💦💦
🔥🔥Alright🔥🔥 MaccaBITCHES 💅, it's deep 🫠 🥴🥴into kiss-lev 💋💄so light🕯🕯your manWHOREas 🙆🏻♂🕎 loosen those GELT buckles 🪙👖🪙🤑. Dreidel 🔄 dreidel 🔄 dreidel 🔄 that phat 🧀🥕🥘 ass 🍑 over here 👇😳. This week 🗓, we CUMmemorate 🤤🤤 the DOMINATION💀🏆😉 of the Greek 🇬🇷armies 🪖🪖 and King🤴AntiCHOKEus 😩👐🫶 by 4️⃣ SWEATY 💧OILY 🛢 MEN 😯😵💫, and Judah🛡 Maccabee 👨🏽⚖ with his 8 inch HAMMER 🍆🔨 🍆🔨. After SPANKING 🖐🤭🍑 their enemies 😡😤👬👬 the MaccaPEENs made sure their temple🍆🍑🌮 🕍😇 was clean 🧹🧼🚿 . There was only 🫨🫨 enough oil💦💦 to lube🌊 up the lamps 🪔💡🧞♂️ for one day 😱😱 ‼️ but there was a miracle 🤯🥳 and the flame🔥 stayed 🆙️👆📈⬆️ for 8️⃣ HOLE 🕳⭕️ days 😵💫😤😩 Now it's time to grab your man's potatoes 🥔🥔and lick his latkes 👅😋🥞 -- we're doing it 👉👌🛌with the💡 lights 💡ON 😎! Dance the WHORE-a 👯♀👯♂👡 because NES 👍 GADOL 🍆⬆ HAYA SHAM👇🗺📍 in the sheets🛏! Send this to 3️⃣6️⃣ of your ChanuCUM hoes 👩🏻👵🏼👩🏽⚕👩🏾🎤👩🏿🔧👨🏼🚒🤵🏼👷🏾♂ for a LIT 🕯🔥 Chanukah! Get 3⃣ back and you’re a schmuck 🤮😞! Get 5⃣ back and Judith🤵♀ will bring🧺🛒 you some good🙂↕️🥴😏 head 🧠👄🫦👅Get 8️⃣ or more and daddy👨👨 will squirt his warm 🥵🥵 jelly 🍯🍓🍒🫐 and you’ll be STUFFED 😫😏😋 like a SUFGANIYA! 🥖🍩🍩🍩
MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄🌲🎄 TO MY HO HO HO’S 🎅🤶🧑🎄 AND CHAG SAMEACH 🕎🇮🇱🫵TO MY SEMITIC SLUTS 🤤💦🤤ON THIS DAY 🫣🗓️THE HOTTEST JEW 🕎🥵WAS BORN AND MELCHIOR THE MIGHTY 👑🥇💪CUNTY CASPAR 🍯💅AND BALL-THAZAR 🍆🌳HURRIED TO THE VIRGIN MARY 😇🙏🤰 FOR THE FIRST EPISODE OF MAURY 👨 ONLY TO FIND OUT GOD 🛐⛪️ HIMSELF WAS THE FATHER🫃🫄🤰
WE HAVE ALSO CUM 💦🫣💫TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE 🎉👏🎊 JUDAH RE-INSERTING 🍆🫵🥵 THE MACCABEES INTO 💋🙂🙏THE TEMPLE 🕍🛕🏛️AND BUSTING 🍆💦💋THOSE SELEUCIDS 🙊😱😨OUT OF THEIR HORNY 🥜🥵HOLY 🇻🇦🙌SPOT AND WE CUMMEMORATE 🍆💦‼️EVERY YEAR BY ERECTING🙋♀️🍆🙋 OUR MENORAHS 🕎😱🫵AND SPARKING 🔥🚬🍃IT UP LEFT ⬅️TO RIGHT ➡️ FOR 8️⃣ SENSUAL 💦😏💋 DAYS AND EIGHT WILD 🔥🤪🐗 NIGHTS
BUT LEAVE THE HISTORY 🙋♂️📠📜 FOR THE GILFS 👵 👴 DILFS 👨👴 AND MILFS 👩🧓ITS TIME TO FIND OUT IF YOU’VE BEEN NAUGHTY 🤪🔥💦 OR NICE 😊☀️🫵 MR AND MRS CLAUS 🎅🤶HAVE BEEN GRINDING ⚙️💦⚙️ UP ON HIS NORTH POLE 💈🍆💦TO DETERMINE IF YOU’RE 🫵🤪🫵 GETTING A BIG TOY 🧸💦🍆 OR A BIG BLACK 🖤✔️📞 LUMP OF COAL 🗿🫨💋 AND HE’S MAKING IT RAIN 💦💦💦 ON ALL YOU JEWISH 🕎🕎🕎 JELQERS 🍆💦💈WITH BAGS OF CHOCOLATE GELT 🪙🍫💦 SO YOU 🫵🫵 CAN HAVE SOME FUN 🤪💦🔥 WHEN SANTA🎅CUMS DOWN 💦🍆⬇️YOUR CHIMNEY 🏠🚿💋THIS YEAR🗓️🗓️🗓️
SEND THIS TO 1️⃣5️⃣ OF YOUR JUDEO-CHRISTIAN HUNNIES 🙏✝️🕎 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU HAVE TO THROAT 🍽️💦⬇️ A GEFILTE FISH 🐟🐠🤪 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOU’RE 🫵🫵 A HORNY HEATHEN 🍆💦🙏✝️ IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK YOU’RE SPINNING 😵💫🔥🫨 THAT ASS 🍑🍑🍑 LIKE A DREIDEL 🔝🙏💋 IF YOU GET ALL 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK YOU WILL DICK DOWN 🍆⬇️🤪 THIS HOLIDAY SEASON 🎉🎊🎁