At ππ 2am last π night π a ππ BRITISH person π£π‘ approached me at the π liberty π¬ bell. I π immediately π drew βπ my π² flintlock pistol. π«π« Holy shit, what π the fuck π¦π man, π the π British person said π£ britishly. Luckily my militia was π€£ waiting nearby. Tallyho lads, π they π₯ yelled, π£π‘ and charged ππ the π¦π Brit with bayonets drawn, as π¦ the π founding fathers intended. Later π that ππ day πβ I π² went π to school ππ and ππ was π only π€ shot π«π« 2 times. God bless βͺπ America.πΊπΈ