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Furries in school

    So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, and this is hilarious.  😂. Imagine if you can, that one of my boys told me they thought they were a cat?
    Sitting at the supper table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat! 
    Dad: “No son, you’re a boy! “
    My son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!”
    Dad: 🤔 “OK!! “
    My son: “Hey, where’s my supper? “
    Dad: “Your supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!”
    My son: “What???”
    Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!”
    My son in the corner looking bewildered! 
    Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”?? 
    My wife: “I will make an appointment!! “
    My son: “What??? “ 😳 
    Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!”
    My son: “What???”
    Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!”
    My son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!”
    Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!”
    Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing.  Today’s society has enough fruit loops already.    
    End of story!