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Fuck you. You useless piece of shit.

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    Fuck you. You’re a worthless piece of shit, an embarrassment to humanity. The scale of your failure is so massive that your name will be used as a symbol of evil. No one could have fucked up as badly as you just did. If divine beings were real, they would have forsaken humanity the moment you were born. You’re a useless, idiotic piece of shit, and no one has ever loved you. Your actions have condemned everyone to suffering, and society will never recover from the chaos you’ve caused. You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to this world, and no amount of apology could make up for what you’ve done. Your existence is a stain on humanity, and no one will ever care about you. Your legacy is one of pure failure. 
    You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.

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