I own a rifle for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
Four Zomboids break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my Wooden Spear and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first zomboid head, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second zomboid, miss him entirely because my shooting skills aren't high enough and nails the neighbors window causing an alarm to go off.
I have to resort to the pipe bomb stash that i keep in the bedroom, "HEY OVER HERE" the pipe bomb shrapnel kills the other two instantly on spot, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
Spear charge the last zomboid. I break my spear trough his skull, since damage to the brain instantly kills them. Just as the founding fathers intended.
