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For the next time some 12 year old calls you a simp online

    OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT EPIC ROAST??!?!?
    
    Guys guys he called me a simp!
    
    OH NO! Whatever shall I do? My life...is over! My reputation...gone! This child has destroyed me with his cunning word choice and his genius intellect. Though I must say, while you may have been the one to kill me, I hold nothing but respect for you and your noble quest. Thanks to your good work, another simp, being myself, has been forever banished from the interwebs. Go forth, and claim a glorious victory! I wish you well, keyboard warrior!
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