Fitgirl can NOT have a virus!!!!!!
Let me break it down for you, champ: I only download from THE OFFICIAL SITE, so it’s literally impossible for me to get a virus. Literally. Impossible. As we speak, I’m unzipping a 90GB repack of a game I’ll play for five minutes using WinRAR—the 2016 version, obviously, because updating it is for cowards. You think I’m worried about exploits? Please, those are for people who don’t know how to click “Skip All” during installation. Maybe if you weren’t downloading “fitgirl-repacks-bestgames-free.ru,” you wouldn’t be crying about malware.
I’m untouchable. My antivirus doesn’t even blink when I install cracked games because it knows I’m a professional. Not only do I have the ancient wisdom of Reddit telling me everything is fine, but I’m also extensively trained in spotting fake repacks by vibes alone. And here you are, thinking you know better, while I’m confidently pirating games that I could easily buy on Steam for $5 during a sale. Absolute amateur hour.
If only you knew the bliss of downloading hundreds of gigabytes of games without a care in the world, maybe you wouldn’t embarrass yourself by suggesting piracy isn’t safe. But you did. And now you’re paying the price for your ignorance, fool. I’m going to compress your entire argument into a corrupted .RAR, throw in a couple of fake DLLs, and watch you panic when your PC starts beeping like a microwave. You’re done, kid. FitGirl isn’t just a name—it’s a lifestyle. A dumb one, sure, but a lifestyle nonetheless.