First of all, I am Vegeta

First of all I am Vegeta.
Second of all you're not Vegeta.
Third of all you wanna be Vegeta but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta.

First of all, I am Vegeta, second of all, you’re not Vegeta, third of all, you wanna be Vegeta, but you can’t be Vegeta, because I’m Vegeta