What in Hydaelyn's name did you say about me? you little grey parser? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class from the balance, and have been involved in multiple world first clears. I have over 300 confirmed 100-parses on savage and ultimate content. I am trained in every single uptime strategy for any fight. to me this is just another parse. you are nothing but just another grey parser, go do some more freecure fishing in dungeons. I will wipe you out and post it all over TalesFromDF like the laughing stock you are! you think you can get away with sandbagging in my groups? think again fucker, I'll go all DreadWyrm academy on your arse. mark my words.
Emet-Selch Navy Seals
What in Zodiark's glorious name did you just say about me, you little cubus? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Akaedemia Anyder, and I've been involved in numerous secret missions for the Convocation, and I have over 300 confirmed concepts. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top Sorcerer of Eld in the entire Ascian forces. You are nothing to me but another sundered soul. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen upon any of the thirteen shards, mark my words. You think you can get away with spouting that nonsense to me over a linkpearl? Think again, weary wanderer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Ascians cross all the shards and your aetheric signature is being traced right now so you've better prepare for the storm, midge. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred spells, and that's just using Solus's body. Not only am I extensively trained in Ancient sorcery, but I have access to the entire Baldesion arsenal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of Ethierys, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your wretched tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you gods damned idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, "hero."
