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FA🅱️ONIUS WEAPONS (Favonius copypasta)

    I FUCKING 👌👿 LOVE 👨💓 FA🅱️ONIUS WEAPONS I LOVE ENERGY 🔌🔌 RECHARGE AND 👏 ENERGY 🔌 PARTICLES I LOVE PERFECT 💯👌 ROTATIONS FUCK 👊🖕 IRON STING🎈 KAZUHA 🙅 FUCK AQUA SIMULACRA YELAN FUCK 👌 SAC BOW 🏹🏹 DIONA YOU 👋❌ GET 1* 〰💦 IN 🚪 THE ABYSS CHAMBER AND 😍🎅 YOUR BURST ISNT ❌❌ FILLED 🔋😩 UP LOSER IF FA🅱️ONIUS IS NOT BIS 🏆 THEN YOUR CHARACTER IS PISS 💦 I 👱👈 WISH 🌠🌠 I 👁 COULD 💖💖 SHOVE 💏 👏👅 ZHONGLI'S FA🅱️ONIUS LANCE UP MY A...
    
    Mfs be like "why can't I get my burst up with Iron Sting Kazuha😔😔" you have no ER bro🧐You know what would solve that⁉️ FAVONIUS WEAPONS💥💥💥
    
    Problems with Xiangling burst not recharging? The art of FA🅱️ONIUS will guide you to the salvation of 36 stars ⭐⭐ FA🅱️ONIUS Bennett, FA🅱️ONIUS Xingqiu, F🅰️🅱️ONIUS Fischl will guide you through these tough times of no ER👌👌 Huh? Overkill ER you say?🤨 You can never have too much ER🥶 Big PP DMG is temporary 😰 Constant and fluid rotations is ETERNAL🗣️🗣️🗣️F🅰️🅱️ONIUS will save your soul.😇 C2 Zhongli in co-op? Look no further than F🅰️🅱️ONIUS LANCE, keep your local Xiao and Hu Tao from dying today 🙏🙏 Huh? 40 Cost Burst you say? ER NO🅱️LESSE for the MAXIMUM BUFFS🔥🔥 1 hit of a Fa🅱️ GREATSWORD and Chongus will be bursting .1 seconds after cooldown ends👍👍PRAISE ENERGY RECHARGE💯💯💯LOVE AND CHERISH PROPER ROTATIONS🎉
    
    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of fav. I try to use crit weapons. Fav is better. I try to use 5* weapons. Fav is better. I try to use other ER weapons. Fav gives more energy. I try not to use Sac. I want to play Iron Sting Kazuha. His best build uses fav. I want to play Yelan, Shenhe. They both want fav. It grabs me by the throat. I farm for it. I pull on the weapon banner for it. I give it crit rate. It isn't satisfied. I pull Elegy. "That's not enough er" It tells me. "Put me on more characters." It grabs all my supports and forces them to throw themselves off enemies. "You just need to give me more crit rate. I can generate energy more reliably at R5." I can't pull on the weapon banner, I don't have enough primogems. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs Barbara. It says "Barbara, excommunicate him from the Church of Favonius." There is no hint of sadness in their eyes. Nothing but pure, clear energy particles. What a cruel world