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Every Joe Mama jokes ever

    Updog

    Updog
    
    What’s updog?

    Ligma

    Ligma
    
    Ligma-balls

    Yuri-tarded

    Yuri
    
    Yuri-tarded or Yuri-mazing or Yuri-dopted

    Ben-Dover

    Ben
    
    Ben-Dover

    Mike-oxlong

    Mike
    
    Mike-hock or Mike-oxlong or Mike-hunt

    Dixie-normous

    Dixie
    
    Dixie-normous

    Sofa King

    Sofa King
    
    Sofa King-dumb

    Sugma

    Suqma
    
    Suqma-dick

    Howard

    Howard
    
    Howard-deez nuts gonna fit in ur mouth

    Candice

    Candice
    
    Candice-dick fit in your mouth

    Moe Lester

    Moe
    
    Moe Lester

    Tess

    Tess
    
    Tess a dick in your mouth

    Lee

    Lee
    
    Lee Keybum

    Willis

    Willis
    
    Willis dick fit in yo mouth

    Milo

    Milo
    
    Milo-ng dick

    Yurso

    Yurso
    
    Yurso-gay

    Sugondese

    Sugondese
    
    Sugondese nuts

    Hava

    Hava
    
    Hava nice day LMAOO GOTTEM

    Imagine Dragons

    Imagine Dragons
    
    Imagine draggin Deez balls on your face

    Sugma

    Sugma
    
    Sugma balls

    Bofa

    Bofa
    
    Bofa deez nuts fit in your mouth

    Sawcon

    SawCon
    
    SawCon my balls

    Grabahan

    Grabahan
    
    Grabahan full of this dick

    Ermo

    Ermo
    
    Ermom-gay

    Penny Trading

    Penny Trading
    
    Penny Trading your mom

    Matter baby

    Would you rather eat a dolphin or a matter baby?
    
    Reply: what’s a matter baby?
    
    You say: nothing why? (What’s the matter baby)

    Band that plays Radioactive

    What’s the name of that band that plays Radioactive?
    
    Imagine draggin deez nuts across your face

    Doomah dealer

    Are you a doomah dealer? 
    
    Doomah? 
    
    Doomah balls fit in yo mouth